and the terrorists have already won.

"if you aint got the yolk, you can't emulcify the hollandaise"
~dan rather on peruvian wife beaters.

oh my god. this isn't as good as tyrah...but...

I USE IT MORNING NOON AND NIGHT YOU GUYS

90% happy + content, 10% seriously seriously lonely.

Tourist: The Chinese are notorious for blurring the line between pet and soup.

--Chinatown

r 2 k 4 2 1: yeah, he brought a gay magician who's in seminary to perform at the round robin ( Read more... )

isn't life better now?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
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1:00 Oh. it's at 1:30.
1:30 Eeek
1:45 YAY
2:15 Oh god here we go
3:15 WHY ARE THESE PEOPLE SO FUCKING DISORGANIZED
3:45-5:40 capoeriacapoeiracapoeira
5:45 FUCKING BULLSHIT UNPROFESSIONAL GODDAMNIT.

Now: SHITSHITDAMNFUCK.