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[welljustwatchme]

A: action upstairs at 1447 Mitchell Road

[Immediately upon waking, Canada's fully aware nothing's right, nothing's as it was. Which has her in panic mode, ready to fight anything that comes at her while she explores the room she woke up in. It's nice, in its own way, except the door is locked and the drop from the window is a bit more than she's

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[thatsnotaknife]

Ooh, a way out... Now, see, love... That might be a lil' bit difficult...

[thatsnotaknife]

... 'm gonna take a wild guess here and assume you're even more frigid than Snowy usually is?

[He's married to Romana, so it's not hard for him to make the connection.] G'day, love, Wog-babe'll be dead pleased to see you.

[welljustwatchme]

You try being half covered in ice and see how easy it is to thaw out when your family is suddenly the wrong gender. [Pause.] Who's Wog-babe, then?

[thatsnotaknife]

Romamamamana! Crazy South Italian chick. Good cook, not a bad kisser. She's been a bit homesick. Know you two aren't super close or anything, but it's somethin'.

[welljustwatchme]

Oh, Italia Romana. I've already spoken with her, yes. Not my first choice for a familiar voice around here, but I'll take it.

Wait, why were you kissing her?

[thatsnotaknife]

Oh, it was a while ago. [That doesn't explain anything, Australia...] Who've they hooked you up with?

[welljustwatchme]

Hooked me up... Oh. Umm. Holland?

[thatsnotaknife]

Hozza! Beaut, he'll look after ya! If he gives you any trouble, let me know and I'll kick his arse for ya!

[welljustwatchme]

I'm sure I could do it myself, but thanks, Oz. I'll keep that in mind.