Thirteen Eewy, Icky Euphemisms

[tiger_tyger]

Comments

[kharmii]

Those are hilarious! Please tell me you snuck in 'one-eyed purple-headed yogurt slinger' as a joke! X-D

[tiger_tyger]

Nope. There really is a writer out there that thought that particular description would be a good way to turn someone on :S

[fusion_mobile]

My uncle would frequently call the woman body, "a life support system for the pussy".

How f'ed up is that?...

[pygmybugs]

Sort of reminds me of the lyrics for "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" by the Bloodhound Gang.

Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter