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[weifengyiyu]

Listen up, I gotta couplea announcements for ya.

First things first, someone spilled ketchup all over the fuckin' punishment reports, so y'lucky things get a clean slate.  Redd's in a good mood an' he's discountin' all the old punishments.  One free strike each

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[thenotmagician]

Nice.

[Audio]

[weifengyiyu]

Least someone's happy.

[Audio]

[havea_heart]

I--I'm sorry, but--

What--what do you mean about the...'heart st--stopping thing?'

Is that the next...stage of-of---what happens? When--when you die too much?

[Audio]

[weifengyiyu]

[That's a toothy grin she's talking through.]

Yeah, happened t'some girl a while back.

Didn't seem t'bother her all that much.

[Audio]

[havea_heart]

She--s-she already...had the black eyes, right?

[Oh god...]

[Audio]

[weifengyiyu]

Aye.

[kazeyotsutaete]

Um... How can a storm change people?

[Audio]

[weifengyiyu]

Don'tcha worry your head about that. Winds blow hard, rain does funny things.

[Audio]

[kazeyotsutaete]

... if you say so, ma'am.

[Telling Roll to not worry means she WILL worry.]

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[weifengyiyu]

We got it covered. Capn's done hundreds of these cruises, he's hardly lost any passengers t'the storms.

[quesiransiran]

Again, my sincerest apologies, kyanks.

It just wouldn't come out of the bottle...

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[weifengyiyu]

Yeah next time y'ask for an adult, aright?

[lilyground]

Punishments are reset?

[Lily's not sure if this is good or bad.]

[Audio]

[weifengyiyu]

Aye. Y'all get a strike.

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[lilyground]

... Isn't that bad?

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[weifengyiyu]

Depends on whether you're someone who likes t'start shit, I guess.