Welcome

[wegot_lions]

Hello to all the new people and welcome to Brawl!

Just call me Kenya is you want, formalities make me seem older than I am and that's just stupid. I'm busy with exams and essays - so I can't be bothered to comment around. Introduce yourselves here.

Annnd because everyone else is:

Comments

[ebonyeagle]

Kenya?

Does this mean you own that piece of land in Africa.

[ebonyeagle]

Yes you are and I'm going to conquer your most vital region. NAIROBI.

[wegot_lions]

...Nai...robi...what?

I'M NOT A FUCKING COUNTRY SCREW YOU.

[ebonyeagle]

Kenya's capital. Naturally.

YOU ARE AND I WANT IT

[wegot_lions]

...

I'M NOT A COUNTRY.

[ebonyeagle]

Weeeeeeeeeeeak.

This'll be easy.

[wegot_lions]

FUCK YOU.

I'M NOT A FUCKING COUNTRY. I LIVE IN JAPAN.

[ebonyeagle]

Japan and Kenya have an alliance?!

[wegot_lions]

...

You. Are. Pissing. Me. Off. So. Much.

NO. I AM NOT A COUNTRY. I'M A 16 YEAR OLD BOY WHO LIVES AND GOES TO SCHOOL IN JAPAN.

NOT. A. COUNTRY.

[ebonyeagle]

Dammit. What the hell.

[wegot_lions]

ARE YOU REALLY THAT STUPID.

I'M NOT A COUNTRY. I WAS NAMED AFTER THE COUNTRY BY MY PARENTS WHO LIKED THE NAME ALRIGHT.

[ooc: OMG TYPO IGNORE LOLLOL]

[ebonyeagle]

I AM NOT STUPID

KENYA IS THE NAME OF A COUNTRY AND THATS ALL I CARE ABOUT

Your parents are weird.

[wegot_lions]

APPARENTLY YOU ARE.

YES. THE NAME OF A COUNTRY. I AM NOT THAT COUNTRY.

...You have no fucking idea, man.

[ebonyeagle]

OKAY FINE BUT I'M STILL GOING TO ADD KENYA TO MY LIST

[wegot_lions]

AS LONG AS YOU DON'T TRY ATTACKING ME I DON'T CARE.

[ebonyeagle]

If you're not the country then you're not worth my time.

.....I'm Gilbert.