Yet again, the World's Worst Mother award goes to...

[weezlgrrrl]

ME. Conversation from 20 minutes ago

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[dinogrl]

No, you aren't the world's worst.
You are remaining calm in a crisis, and showing your children that you aren't a drama queen.

But the dawg licking up the blood, EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!

[weezlgrrrl]

It's not as bad as the time I BREASTFED IDGIE! Okay I didn't mean to. I'd just gotten out of the shower, and I bent over to dry my hair, which caused milk spurtage. (This was just a few months after O was born.) Idgie was in the bathroom with me while I took the shower. She liked her "saunas" once she got older. So anyway, here I am drying my hair, and I hear SLURP SLURP SLURP! She was catching the milk drops as they fell! I was grossed out for WEEKS...

[dinogrl]

Thanks for that image...
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!

[weezlgrrrl]

I live to horrify.

[yvonnenavarro]

One must remain calm in the face of every disaster. As for the dog, so sad. He has now developed a taste for boy blood. It happens.

[weezlgrrrl]

And it was the pit bull, too! I suggested that he might just turn into a were-Fenris at the full moon. Now THAT would be scary!

[dinogrl]

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!