Voice Post with Translation

[wee_hellpuppy]

Can we do that again?

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[favored_son]

Do we get a nap after?

[favored_son]

... I don't want to know why he's not home. I really don't. For all I know, it involves Alucard and things that will disturb even me.

[wee_hellpuppy]

Okay. I won't tell you he's out getting dinner!

[favored_son]

Yeah, see, that's one of those things you shouldn't tell the parasite living in the vampire hunter's hand.

[wee_hellpuppy]

Oh. Why not?

[favored_son]

... because he's a vampire hunter?

But at least I can make him twitch by spinning the Adventures of Walter as a bedtime story.

[wee_hellpuppy]

But he wouldn't hurt Daddy. He's sort of...

Is he like my brother? Since Daddy's married to Grandpapa and Grandpapa's sort of his Daddy?

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[favored_son]

Sorry ... hang on ...

[favored_son]

Had to stop laughing. That's the funniest damn thing I've heard all week. I guess you might as well say he is. He's related to anything that's related to Dracula, and you're closer than most.

[wee_hellpuppy]

I have a brother! See! He can't hurt Daddy!

[favored_son]

He'd probably have a hard time of it trying ... but he'd leave your old man alone anyway unless he had to get involved.

[wee_hellpuppy]

So why is it bad to say Daddy went to get dinner?

[favored_son]

Because it's easier for D not to get involved if he doesn't know what your old man's doing.

[wee_hellpuppy]

But he's just eating. That's not bad or anything.

[favored_son]

Most of the vampires D gets hired to kill where "just eating."

I'm sure your old man'll be fine. He's not D's problem. Hell, D might have warmed up to him a little. So you can take that nap on your couch without worrying about your big brother not getting along with your dad.

[wee_hellpuppy]

I'm not worried. Daddy's big and strong and Grandpapa would get really mad at D.