[ mmm, caffeine ]

[webstunner]

MJ! Didn't you promise me coffee?

And now, to relieve myself of boredom...

Wow. That was the most accurate quiz I've ever taken.

Comments

[alexa_parker]

Best quiz results ever! Let's go thank Reilly for birthing us!

[webstunner]

Seriously, let's. He's such a trooper.

[alexa_parker]

Well. I see your married your sister.

[webstunner]

My sister-wife-father. Oh yeah, major hottie. Didn't you know? Incest is the new black. All the cool kids are doing it.

...Okay, I think I just grossed myself out.

[mjtigress]

CRAZY MONKEY ROCKET FUEL!

OK, ok. This stuff is insane.

You start with caffinated water. You make a pot of coffee. Then you make another pot of coffee using the COFFEE instead of water. Then you add like whipcreme. Chocolate. And top it off with cinnamon sugar thats got a single caffeine tab crushed up in it.

OH MY GODS ITS AWESOME.

[webstunner]

Oh my god.

MJ, I don't think I'm ever falling asleep during patrol ever again. Or, um, ever. I think I love you.

I HAVE TO GO BUY INGREDIENTS.

[mjtigress]

Poof! You have one now. Seriously I'm the awesomest.

We'll have to keep our love secret. Those pesky incest laws. Pfft.

^..^___/

[webstunner]

YAY! Now I'm going to go kick Reilly's pasty butt. YOU ROCK, MJ.

Bah, incest laws. Our love cannot be denied.

[tyne_dyed_devil]

...Ow.

[webstunner]

What?

[tyne_dyed_devil]

Just -- our family history has gone to new and crazier levels, and it hurts.

[webstunner]

You're still the red-headed step-thingie of the family!

[webstunner]

GOOD. BECAUSE THEN YOU'D BE GRANDPA HOBBY TO MY TIME-TRAVELLING TWINS.

TIME-TRAVELLING TWINS.