Boo! (Hey, I had to say it.)

[webstunner]

Happy 21st birthday, me! Happy Halloween, everybody else.

I think I might have to postpone any birthday bash, though. I'm still all ghostlike! :'( Then again, I would have the most convincing ghost costume EVER. Choices, choices.

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[leavemea_lone]

It's your birthday?

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[leavemea_lone]

You better not be, or you've been holding out on me in bed.

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[webstunner]

I'd never.

...I can think of some uses for webbing, though.

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[leavemea_lone]

I'm sure you've had lots of time to use your imagination.

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[webstunner]

Hmph. You're awful, you know that?

I mean - nope, no, never, not me!

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[leavemea_lone]

You can say it was my idea if it makes you feel better.

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[webstunner]

Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't ask.

And let you take all the credit for my brilliance? Pfft.

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[leavemea_lone]

I'm waiting for you to spontaneously tell me your fantasies.

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[webstunner]

Hey. I can do better than that. ...No wait, still intangible! B|

What makes you think I haven't done it before?

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[leavemea_lone]

!

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[webstunner]

Heh.

Just don't ask for details. A lady never webs and tells.

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[leavemea_lone]

Why do you have to hurt me like that.

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[webstunner]

Baby, you know I only hurt you because I love you.

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[leavemea_lone]

It would hurt me more if you told me the tale of your infidelity.

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[webstunner]

Actually, I haven't slept with anyone else since I started sleeping with you. If that's what you mean.

If you mean the time I helped my friend cheat on his wife, I already told you about some of that. I don't really want to talk about it.

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[leavemea_lone]

._. I-i was kidding, you know. I don't care if you have fun with other people.