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Here I am wasting your time again

Mar 24, 2011 09:51

Poll So important...HA HA HA. THIS IS WHAT PASSES FOR FUNNY ON THIS JOURNAL. Actually I really wanted to do the second verse too (Arthur gets up early and stays up late! Arthur has uninterrupted prosperity! Arthur uses a machete to cut through red tape, et cetera!) and also I didn't really want to change "skirt" to "fuse" but... that mental image is just too ( Read more... )

arthur stabs his salad, the tag for everything else

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platina March 24 2011, 00:53:57 UTC

I WANT YOUR NAILS. :(

weatherfront March 24 2011, 00:54:41 UTC

LYDIA THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU HAVE ACTUALLY COMPLIMENTED MY NAILS, LIKE... EVER

CELEBRATIN'

platina March 24 2011, 01:02:44 UTC

THAT'S JUST CAUSE I'M NOT VERY GOOD AT PAINTING MY NAILS. I JUST DO LAYERS AND LAYERS OF COLOUR THAT END UP LOOKING LIKE SHIT ANYWAY.

weatherfront March 24 2011, 01:13:22 UTC

REMEMBER WHEN I WAS LIKE LOOK :D A PICTURE OF MY NAILS :D and you were like MINE ARE PRETTIER!! and... it was probably true...

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gelbwax March 24 2011, 00:57:59 UTC

I HAVE THAT COLOR, IT IS THE BEST EVER.

I dated a guy who was literally OBSESSED with my nail polish, and he would sit and make out with my fingers all the time, and when I switched to Hooker Red, he got really sad and didn't want to suck my fingers anymore.

ALSO RE: THE SONG, that is actually the best, please write it?

weatherfront March 24 2011, 01:01:50 UTC

Really...?! I thought that men in general only liked red or unobtrusively pink nail polish! HE WAS A COOLER SPECIMEN :'))))

Ahahahaha XD How would that fic even go, omg WORST IDEA

stop ruining my romantic notions about everything cobweb_diamond March 24 2011, 00:58:05 UTC

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Re: stop ruining my romantic notions about everything weatherfront March 24 2011, 01:00:40 UTC

IT IS THAT TIME OF THE YEAR WHEN WE WATCH THAT VIDEO FORTY-SEVEN TIMES IN A ROW! *_____* YESSSS

Batman nails!!!!!! What is that, is that stencil? It looks too flat and sharp to be anything but stencil, if someone freehanded this I would strangle them out of alarm... Gav I only rely on market products, I do not have any skills :'(

Re: stop ruining my romantic notions about everything cobweb_diamond March 24 2011, 01:02:20 UTC

I DON'T KNOW. IT'S A BATMAN THING I SAW SOMEWHERE AND THEN HAD TO GOOGLE JUST NOW IN ORDER TO SHARE WITH THE CLASS. I ONLY KNOW ABOUT STENCILS IN A GRAFITTI CONTEXT.

Ifrit it is always that time of year. The time of year when a young girl's thoughts turn to semi-automatics and inseams and poker chips.

Re: stop ruining my romantic notions about everything weatherfront March 24 2011, 01:15:31 UTC

For real every time I listen to MIA's Bamboo Banga, right after "Now I'm sitting down chilling on some gunpowder" I always start thinking of that video and expect the lyrics to be "SNAP FINGERS / DROP DRESS"

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weatherfront March 24 2011, 01:03:38 UTC

Cake is the best thing! You are the best thing! :DDD

Ilana I am trying to SUMMON the spring through nail polish. So far it hasn't been working, it was below freezing again yesterday. Your icon isn't helping ;____;

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weatherfront March 24 2011, 01:17:22 UTC

It must help, surely the simmering crackling sexual tension will bring on the hotter weather...!! ARTHUR, EAMES, DRIVE IN THE SPRING PLEASE

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jibrailis March 24 2011, 00:58:30 UTC

Except in my mind, jacket is code word for penis. And touring the facility and picking up slack means traversing the angles of Eames' body and sucking his cock. ALL LANGUAGE LEADS TO OTHER LANGUAGE IN AN ENDLESS CHAIN OF SIGNIFIERS.

Ifrit paints her nails in gorgeously delicate China Glaze, and suddenly I am thinking of spring.

weatherfront March 24 2011, 01:07:45 UTC

THIS IS AN ASTUTE HYPOTHESIS. That little pause before "jacket" clearly implies that the word would have been PENIS instead!! *_____* And a LOOOOONG, LOOOOOOOONG... PENIS. Nancy de Saussure, I would fund this research project.

Spring is SO FUCKING FAR AWAY, I swear I painted them this color because I thought it was going to get warmer because it's the end of fucking March! But NOOO, THE WEATHER IS LIKE, NO, LET'S DROP THE TEMPERATURE BELOW ZERO AGAIN. It's like that bit in Little House when they talk about the... sugar snow or the sugar frost or whatever it was, you know? Except without maple syrup candy :(

jibrailis March 24 2011, 01:12:01 UTC

The last few days in Toronto have been getting progressively warmer so that there are days when I don't even need my jacket, and then today I woke up and it was HELLO SNOWSTORM.

I bet I could drizzle maple syrup on my windowpane and watch it harden immediately. Then I could lick my window pane... this is both disgusting me and appealing me at the same time.

More semiotics! BOILER ACCIDENT suddenly becomes RAN OFF WITH MANZO AND HAD LOTS AND LOTS OF SEMI-PUBLIC SEX FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES. Clearly that is what Laura was trying to hint at with her use of signs.

weatherfront March 24 2011, 01:19:17 UTC

Climate is just trolling us at this point, isn't it. I am so afraid that this summer is going to be as abnormally hot as last winter was abnormally cold ;___;

JFLA;LNAFL;ELKFJA;LE;NF;LKE LAURA WAS JUST TRYING TO COUCH "MY HUSBAND IS A HOMEWRECKER AND A PERVERT, WHY DIDN'T I LEAVE WITH NELLIE WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE" IN DELICATE TERMS