Persephone, welcome to a thawing land

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God knows when and where I caught this cold, but it's a pretty awful one, and it's laying me out for a bit. I thought it would be better by today but no such luck! I'm guzzling down water and taking vitamins and whatnot, but it might be time for two more aspirin and crawling back into bed, haha. But regardless, life has been pretty kind-- here are

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[anatsuno]

I'm sorry about your cold, Ifrit. Mine is not very pleasant either, ugh. I want to hide in bed for a week but I cannot. :/

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Ana let's hug and dribble on each other ughhhh are you still not better?! D:

[anatsuno]

I'm sneezing less, but also coughing a little more? and now I'm also period-y so overall not feeling so hot. I skipped gym class again today. :/

*shares blanket and hankies*

[weatherfront]

Ahh it's moving down toward your throat, isn't that usually a sign of things getting better, hopefully-- though the period thing is really f;alkej;rl I'm so sorry, stacking period pain on top of other shit is really the worst ;___;

YOU'LL BE ALL BETTER IN A WEEK TOPS, I PREDICT IT

[nicolasechs]

what are you, some sort of pervert?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *pauses for breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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That was really not the love and support I wanted from my mother >:|

[platina]

“PUT YOUR BIG HARD STALLION COCK IN ME,” shouts Cap, “YOU STUD.”

This is the only thing I read.
What.

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...Lydia are you some sort of pervert

[platina]

It wasn't me who wrote that.

[heyheyrenay]

I am sorry you're ill! I hope the cold moves out soon and health can rule the day once more!

Between you and jibrailis I have been idly visiting my library website...and looking to see if they have these books...for no reason whatsoever. :|

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Thank you Renay I look forward to this day ;___;

...Hey what if I told you that they are all available online in pdf form and I could send you the download links, would that potentially be something that you may or may not be interested in... v v v v

[heyheyrenay]

Having them might be handy for the future, in case I meet someone who really, really wants to experience them for innocent reasons unrelated to the context of porn and some terrible rural library is ironically missing specific copies in the collection...

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It's true, you never know who you'll run into in life, this is a highly specific situation that is also highly possible...

Little House in the Big Woods
Little House on the Prairie
Farmer Boy
On the Banks of Plum Creek
By the Shores of Silver Lake
The Long Winter
Little Town on the Prairie
These Happy Golden Years
The First Four Years

For purposes of porn, only The Long Winter through These Happy Golden Years are really necessary, of course! And Farmer Boy is sort of an aside, in that it's about Almanzo's childhood instead of Laura's, but it's enjoyable because the rest of the series is all about hardship and starvation and survival and courage, and Farmer Boy is about how THE WILDER FAMILY IS SO FUCKING RICH AND MONEY LITERALLY FALLS INTO THEIR LIVES... I hope the links work Renay *____*

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But this is so really not even remotely the worst of what the Internet has to offer, okay, I mean they are CONSENTING, LEGAL ADULTS, Shane!

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If in truth you do have a very ample bosom, you do not get to ever complain about ANYTHING EVER IN LIFE