Character name: Amasawa Chitose
Series:
The Weatherman is My LoverAge: Appears 22-23-ish.
Job: Weather Fairy
Canon: Chou-Hayaoki TV [Super Early Morning TV] is very popular, despite airing at 4 am, and this is solely due to its duo of a flamboyant, eccentric weatherman and a straight-laced newscaster. Said weatherman is always harassing his partner one way or the other, who puts all the effort he can into restraining himself and not start laughing or blushing lash out and get angry. The turbulent relationship between these two is what gives them piles of fan letters from viewers, makes their show totally comical from the start and partly is the reason why it’s still running.
Amasawa Chitose is not your average weather forecaster. He's flamboyant and happy-go-lucky, always smiling and always getting on your nerves. Generally he's a pretty male dressing up in suggestive or cute outfits to spark a reaction out of his co-worker, whom he feels is always too serious and has the same facial expression, no matter the news or weather. Not always following the advice of the meteorological agency reports handed to him for presentation, he trusts his own opinion on the weather more than anything else and seems to have this uncanny ability to always be right about it too! Chitose likes to refer to himself as a “Weather Fairy”, claiming that his hair is naturally curly and reacts to the subtle differences in each day’s atmospheric pressure and humidity level. He's also good at predicting the weather by just looking at the sky itself. Unable to stop teasing his partner during every airing time, he comes up with all sorts of improper comments, like that time he compared the colour of the sky to the newscaster's underpants. All the teasing he does is meaningful, and he claims that it’s retaliation for people being serious with him.
Sample Post: Everyone! Those of you who don't know me can call me Chitose, and I'll be your weatherman on your new news channel! Now, I believe that dressing up according to the weather is more fun than just a suit. I did the relay in my pajamas once, since the low pressure made me tired, and I think it makes it more authentic~ If you could fix me a cool costume, it'd be great! Aaand I need to know who the News Anchorman is. It says "Head Gorilla" on my schedule here, but I don't know what that means-- Oh, you in the nice violet velvet suit, you're the one? Uwaaah, great! Though, something has to be done about that hairy face. Is that really purple hair? If you can, please take the opportunity to shave.
Zombie-people with the really amazing costumes, you can handle the recording and lights. Is that fake blood? That dangling eye is absolutely incredible! You'd have to teach me to do a fake eye later! Go fetch the camera equipment it over there and we'll get on with the show. Hm? Did you just say you'll fall apart under the weight? That's nonsense, so don't try and fool me by saying your ears have fallen off, even if your dedication to your roles is commendable. If I yell loud enough to wake the dead, you can still hear me. Fufufu... yes I know it's still early, but don't complain. This is how professionals work~ ♫
Now, I know we had a newscast already planned, but I thought we could improve with some of my amazing ideas~ Reading from the TelePrompter is boring anyway, so don't worry about my lines. The audience will love it. I know exactly what I'm talking about. No, not because I control the weather-- even if that would be so AWESOME. All I can do is PREDICT IT by analyzing the sky and measuring the barometric pressure in the air. Haha, yes, it's true that sexual tension is a sort of pressure and has been playing a ~special~ part in my usual job, but I meant the air pressure causing the different types of weather. My my, aren't you one pecker-headed bird? Ah-- no, I didn't mean you should peck my head! Ow ow ow!
--huh? "You forgot the soundtrack"? Oh, of course, the jingle! But I have no-- oh, so you already have one? That's great! Let me see... "Rainy Day Man"? Aww, I like it, it's kind of catchy! But... THE SUN IS SHINING~! Ah-- sorry, I didn't mean to ruin your plans! Please don't look so down, we can save it until we have rain! Oh, you zombies have chosen some of the Grateful Dead? That's perfect, since everyone seems so into to their undead roles--! Ah, Mister Zombie, don't pull my clothes, please! Eh? A fitting for a costume designed especially for me? Yay! ... A bunny girl? But I wanted to wear a zombie costume too! Or how about a red Letterman jacket? No? Jeez... I said I wanted to choose, this is so not fair-- what?
"Occasional drizzle of underwear followed by sporadic tentacles"? I'm not so sure that's even a real weather pattern... Why, global warming does the darndest things sometimes.
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