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[kobean]

title: three united (really) short stories
pairings: gary neville/david beckham, alan smith/darren fletcher, cristiano ronaldo/wayne rooney
rating: PG
author's note: this is my attempt at writing crack! again. i tried to write ten of these, but alas, i got lazy (and my brain just stopped). apparently it's been a long while since i've written. gah.

Comments

[carameltrap]

*cries with laughter* The last one really made me howl with laughter.

[rizzyr]

“I saw Wayne come out of the shower once, and I thought he was one - but besides that, no.”

I literally started snorting out loud when I read this. Very awesome!!

And the last one??? The last one made me die. Really! Chester......*snort*

[thememoryslides]

*grins* love the Alan/Darren one th best. I miss Alan and his sexy hair! *bawls* I didnt read the D///G one cause ew (and ZOMG! They have the same initials as Draco///Ginny, I was bound to not like them!) and ya know it goes against my Gary/Ryan&David/Iker religion.

Chest can be a bit moody, hee.

[amor_loco]

Oh God, love the last one. Boris. XD

[avaneko]

The last one is priceless. I seriously laughed enough for my bro to ask me what was so funny. Boris indeed. XDDD

Aw poor Becks. I'm sure if Gary offered him some incentive *wink, wink, nudge, nudge* he'd be willing to concentrate. ;)

Honestly, what is about footballers and their socks? You'd think they only had the one pair the way they act.