5 Times Nemanja Stole Rio's Things
Title: 5 Times Nemanja Stole Rio's Things
Pairing: Rio Ferdinand/Nemanja Vidic
Rating: G
Author's note: For
petarrr, who is awesome :P
i. "Oh no..."
"What is it, Rio?" Wayne asks.
"Where's my pillow??"
"Right there."
"That's not MY pillow. I can't sleep without MY pillow."
Wayne looks at Darren, who was standing in the doorway of the hotel room. Darren merely rolls his eyes and says, "He brings his own pillow. Loser."
Wayne laughs but stops when he sees Rio glaring at him. "WHO TOOK MY PILLOW??" Rio shouts.
A second later, a squeal is heard from the hallway, followed by the sight of a blur that Wayne assumes is Nemanja Vidic running away with Rio's pillow.
ii. "Vida?"
"Mmm?"
"Where are my boxers?"
"No idea."
"Great. Just great. I can't leave without my boxers."
Nemanja merely stares.
"I feel weird about going to my in-laws house commando."
Nemanja laughs and asks, "What time do you have to be there?"
"Ten."
"It's only eight now. You can hang out here."
"And do what?"
Nemanja raises an eyebrow suggestively. Rio appears to think about it before he climbs into bed. Two minutes later, Rio stops kissing Nemanja and asks, "You took my boxers, didn't you?"
iii. "What is that?" Cristiano asks suddenly, causing Nemanja to drop the phone he was holding. "That's Rio's phone, isn't it?" Nemanja holds the phone as far away from Cristiano as he can, but the Portuguese grins mischeviously and says, "He's gonna kill you."
"Which is why you can't tell him." Nemanja says, glaring at Cristiano.
"Oh, I won't tell anyone." Cristiano says, trying his best to look innocent. He walks halfway across the locker room and whistles. "Oh Riooo."
"Shut up!" Nemanja says and pushes Cristiano into the showers, fully clothed.
"Aw man, now I'm all wet again," he hears Cristiano say. He turns around, pleased with himself, and runs face first into Rio Ferdinand, who holds his hand out for the phone. Nemanja hands it over and asks, "I'm not getting any tonight, am I?"
iv. "Vida! Come quick!"
"Who the hell is this? It's 3 in the morning!"
"It's Rio. I think I've been robbed."
"What's missing?"
"My watch!"
"Uh."
"It's a brand new watch! My mother got it for me. She's going to kill me if she finds out it's gone."
"How do you know you didn't lose it?"
"Because I took it off and put it on the nighstand just before we---" Rio stop suddenly, then hangs up. Ten minutes later, Nemanja hears someone pounding on his front door and knows that Rio has come to reclaim his watch.
v. Rio invites everyone to his house to show off his signed Zinedine Zidane jersey. "I asked him if he'd sign it for me and he said, 'My pleasure.'" Rio says, squealing.
Ryan raises his eyebrows and says, "You are such a fangirl."
"Shut up. You'd have been drooling over him too." Rio stops in front of a door and says dramatically, "It's in here."
Edwin asks, "It has a separate room?? Do you kiss it goodnight too?"
Rio doesn't say anything, but Gary looks at his watch and asks, "How long will this take?"
Rio flings the doors open and a second later, stumbles backwards, a look of horror on his face. He points and says, "It's...GONE."
"Wait. Stop. Don't panic." Ryan says, fanning Rio with a piece of paper. "Just breathe. Who was the last person you showed the jersey to?"
"Vida. But he wouldn't, would he?"
"Well, he did say something earlier about taking your jersey as a joke..." Edwin says slowly.
Pairing: Rio Ferdinand/Nemanja Vidic
Rating: G
Author's note: For
petarrr, who is awesome :P
i. "Oh no..."
"What is it, Rio?" Wayne asks.
"Where's my pillow??"
"Right there."
"That's not MY pillow. I can't sleep without MY pillow."
Wayne looks at Darren, who was standing in the doorway of the hotel room. Darren merely rolls his eyes and says, "He brings his own pillow. Loser."
Wayne laughs but stops when he sees Rio glaring at him. "WHO TOOK MY PILLOW??" Rio shouts.
A second later, a squeal is heard from the hallway, followed by the sight of a blur that Wayne assumes is Nemanja Vidic running away with Rio's pillow.
ii. "Vida?"
"Mmm?"
"Where are my boxers?"
"No idea."
"Great. Just great. I can't leave without my boxers."
Nemanja merely stares.
"I feel weird about going to my in-laws house commando."
Nemanja laughs and asks, "What time do you have to be there?"
"Ten."
"It's only eight now. You can hang out here."
"And do what?"
Nemanja raises an eyebrow suggestively. Rio appears to think about it before he climbs into bed. Two minutes later, Rio stops kissing Nemanja and asks, "You took my boxers, didn't you?"
iii. "What is that?" Cristiano asks suddenly, causing Nemanja to drop the phone he was holding. "That's Rio's phone, isn't it?" Nemanja holds the phone as far away from Cristiano as he can, but the Portuguese grins mischeviously and says, "He's gonna kill you."
"Which is why you can't tell him." Nemanja says, glaring at Cristiano.
"Oh, I won't tell anyone." Cristiano says, trying his best to look innocent. He walks halfway across the locker room and whistles. "Oh Riooo."
"Shut up!" Nemanja says and pushes Cristiano into the showers, fully clothed.
"Aw man, now I'm all wet again," he hears Cristiano say. He turns around, pleased with himself, and runs face first into Rio Ferdinand, who holds his hand out for the phone. Nemanja hands it over and asks, "I'm not getting any tonight, am I?"
iv. "Vida! Come quick!"
"Who the hell is this? It's 3 in the morning!"
"It's Rio. I think I've been robbed."
"What's missing?"
"My watch!"
"Uh."
"It's a brand new watch! My mother got it for me. She's going to kill me if she finds out it's gone."
"How do you know you didn't lose it?"
"Because I took it off and put it on the nighstand just before we---" Rio stop suddenly, then hangs up. Ten minutes later, Nemanja hears someone pounding on his front door and knows that Rio has come to reclaim his watch.
v. Rio invites everyone to his house to show off his signed Zinedine Zidane jersey. "I asked him if he'd sign it for me and he said, 'My pleasure.'" Rio says, squealing.
Ryan raises his eyebrows and says, "You are such a fangirl."
"Shut up. You'd have been drooling over him too." Rio stops in front of a door and says dramatically, "It's in here."
Edwin asks, "It has a separate room?? Do you kiss it goodnight too?"
Rio doesn't say anything, but Gary looks at his watch and asks, "How long will this take?"
Rio flings the doors open and a second later, stumbles backwards, a look of horror on his face. He points and says, "It's...GONE."
"Wait. Stop. Don't panic." Ryan says, fanning Rio with a piece of paper. "Just breathe. Who was the last person you showed the jersey to?"
"Vida. But he wouldn't, would he?"
"Well, he did say something earlier about taking your jersey as a joke..." Edwin says slowly.