5 Times Cristiano Embarrassed Wayne

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Title: 5 Times Cristiano Embarrassed Wayne
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not true. Just pure crack!
Author's Note: I just had to write them, after Wayne planted that kiss on Cristiano's forehead :)

i. Wayne stands by the locker room door and waits for Cristiano. "Hurry up!"

"I'm coming, I'm coming." Cristiano grabs his bag and walks towards the door,

Comments

[blueluthien]

Aww this is amazing!!

Thank you so much for writing this and sharing it! Precious.

BTW What song is that? I don´t think I know "Breathless".

[aeroporto]

Thanks :)

It's by The Corrs.

[kobean]

and here i was thinking it was 'breathless' by better than ezra. this is so much better. LOL.

[blueluthien]

Well, I meant: Cris really leaves Wayne breathless.
But anyway.
I could be the other way around.

[aeroporto]

Thank you :)

[grumpygaz]

Aaah. Theres has been a serious Cris/Wayne drought lately!

thank you for this <3

"I put lotion on them."

"...why?"

"Because Wayne wants my hands to be soft when---"

HAHAHAHA. Poor Wazza..
Paul knocks on the window and says, "Find somewhere a little more discreet, yeah?

Paul PWNS! hahahaha. that would be SO HIM!

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Glad you liked it :)

[kobean]

I HAVENT READ IT YET. BUT OMG I LOVEEEE YOU!!!!

[kobean]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA OH MY GOD. I HOPE YOU KNOW JUST HOW GENIUS YOU ARE. IF NOT, THEN HERE IS I, TELLING YOU. ♥ MADE ME GRIN/LAUGH LIKE AN IDIOT. GAH.

Cristiano convinces Wayne that nothing will happen and has just removed his shirt when Paul knocks on the window and says, "Find somewhere a little more discreet, yeah?"

*BURSTS INTO FITS OF GIGGLES*

Suddenly Cristiano says, "Wayne dreamt about you once, Rio."

Everyone looks away from Rio and straight at Wayne. Wayne turns red and yells, "It wasn't like that! I dreamt that you stole my car, that's all!", but he knows the damage has been done.

you own my soul. marry me.

[kobean]

saving in mems. like you didn't already guess. ;)

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:D