5 Conversations Which Led To Wayne Hitting Cristiano (gently)

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Title: 5 Conversations Which Led To Wayne Hitting Cristiano (gently)
Rating: PG (for swearing)
Pairing: Cristiano Ronaldo/Wayne Rooney
Disclaimer: Not true. Just pure crack!

i. "Does this make me look fat?"

"No."

"You didn't even look."

"You're wearing the Portugal kit."

"And?"

"And it's a football kit. How the hell could that make you look fat?"

Comments

[shandoras]

ROFL Cristiano is so precious!
The title with the (gently) is great.

"Well, I don't need a ride home, that's what." *snicker*

"In some cultures, polygamy is accepted." Well, Cris can make his way around any obstacle x)

Your dialogue kicks ass :D

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Thank you! I'm glad you liked it :)

[deanna_tyler]

"Well the England kits are white."

"And it makes you look fat."

Oh my God, I can just see Wayne hitting Cris, and not too gently either! I loved this, I haven't stopped laughing yet!

More Please?

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Thanks :)

Of course, I'm always open to writing more crack!

[nadi_wamos]

LOL. These are so cute!!! ♥

[aeroporto]

Thank you :)

[aeroporto]

Yay :)

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EGOBOOST.

Thanks :D