[OPEN THREAD] Lisa Yadomaru, Shinji Hirako

[perfectingporn]

TITLE: How You Doin'?
WHO: Shinji Hirako (ybabhsuh), Lisa Yadomaru (perfectingporn), Keigo Asano (morning_gloried) OPEN
WHEN: 4PM on a Thursday
WHERE: FHUQ Headquarters, lounge area
WHAT: Shinji feels like digging around the FHUQ music library, Lisa tags along for kicks, INSERT YOUR CHARACTER HERE. :D
STATUS: Ongoing
RATING: R, for Lisa. |D

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And then, by jove, he jammed it in!

[ybabhsuh]

Unfortunately for Lisa, Shinji had just found a couple of the main things he'd been looking for, and he was coming close to giving up on the others. He might venture back in after a bit, but he needed a "Let's Bother Lisa" break to clear his mind. Looking for something for too long could drive someone insane. (Bothering Lisa, however, could be entertaining for a lifetime

but where?

[perfectingporn]

Without turning to look at him properly, Lisa reached out with one hand, pressed a single finger to Shinji's forehead, and pushed.

"Pornography?" she said, resuming her high velocity typing without missing a beat, "Me? I don't know what you mean."

In one of any seven available orifices.

[ybabhsuh]

Shinji put on a disgruntled face at the finger-shove, and retaliated by scooting even closer and resting his chin on Lisa's shoulder. "So what is it today?" he inquired, beginning to skim the words on the page. "Guys? Girls? S&M? Roleplay? Threesome? When was the last time you got to read something you'd never seen done before, anyway?"

Re: In one of any seven available orifices.

[perfectingporn]

"Nothing interesting lately. It's not like I make notes in my day planner, you know." Lisa made a face at her screen. "This particular piece is complete shit and I don't know what they expect me to do with it. Pure macho chauvinist fantasy. Why is there the assumption that if a woman enjoys having sex, she must therefore enjoy having it with anyone?"

She blew at her bangs with an annoyed puff of air, backspacing savagely on a particularly offensive spelling error. "It's obviously blatantly untrue. Obviously. Off the top of my head, I can think of several people I wouldn't sleep with if we were the sole survivors of a nuclear apocalypse. And my vibrator batteries died."

*Did not know there were SEVEN orifices!* *Clearly was not counting nostrils.*

[morning_gloried]

There were times when walking into the wrong part of a conversation was postively seredipitous. Keigo's eyebrows leaped joyously skywards as he entered the breakroom just in time to catch the phrase 'my vibrator'; his vision immediately homed in on the speaker with a mental wolf-whistle. Oh, God, yes. Hot chicks talkin' dirty were about Keigo's favourite things in the whole world.

Resisting the almost overwhelming OMG!!! urge to dash over to where Little Miss Cutie was seated and throw himself sobbing delightedly into her lap, Keigo tried to be smooth as he snagged himself a chair nearby to 'work' in. Ostensibly. He even went so far as to pull out a notepad and pen and his mp3 player, albeit headphoneless, and flip through a portion of his music collection; he really DID have a show to organise for Monday, after all. But the girl was distracting in the most delightful of ways!! Keigo vaguely recognised the older guy with weird haircut - he'd spotted him about the station every now and again - but he wasn't his focus. He

I was counting eyesockets, not nostrils. You couldn't fit a dick up there!

[ybabhsuh]

"Me too," Shinji replied to Lisa, after pausing to look up at the new arrival. The kid looked familiar, but he couldn't quite match him up with a name just yet, although he felt like it was on the tip of his tongue. Deciding not to worry about it, he refocused on the serious subject at hand.

"Anyway, in reality I thought it was the opposite. Aren't women supposed to be more choosey than men, stereotypically? We're supposed to be the ones who'll fuck anything that moves." He took a deep breath then. "Did you use my shampoo?"

they don't fit in ears either, you know.

[perfectingporn]

"Mmhm," Lisa said, flicking at glance at Keigo. She quirked an eyebrow; who was that? Station personnel, she guessed. She didn't really visit the station all that often so she wasn't too familiar with anyone but Shinji and Hiyori. "I ran out this morning. Need to go shopping." She shrugged, jarring Shinji's chin in the process.

"That's the exact problem, though. The whole Maddona/whore complex. If a woman somehow appears to be less choosy than she 'should' be, she must automatically be a slut who will jump the bones of any man with a pulse." Lisa rolled her eyes, assuming a exaggeratedly flirtatious expression. "You know how I want it all the time, baby."

She shook her head, returning her attention to her laptop screen. She pointed at it with a frown, attempting to decipher a badly jumbled sentence. "Can you tell what he's trying to do here?" she asked Shinji. "I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean what it's supposed to 'cause I can tell you that that doesn't bend that way."

Clearly Mei has not seen the size of some people's nostrils. Besides, they're more flexible.

[morning_gloried]

Keigo twitched very slightly, pen skittering over his paper in a shaky line before he caught himself. Wha...what were they talking about?! What was on the laptop?!?! THE SUSPENSE, IT WAS KILLING HIM, WEEPWEEP. Was it a cooking show? Anime?! PORN?!?!?!

Oh, how he wanted to walk over there and see what was going on. Keigo strained his ears towards the continuing conversation - "You know how I want it all the time, baby" filtered into his brain and almost reduced him to a gibbering mess - and decided that they couldn't be watching anything. There was no sound. And the chick'd been typing, right? Who typed and watched porn?

...were they reading it?!?!?!

Clearly Mel has not seen Scary Movie #whatever with the dick in the ear!

[ybabhsuh]

Shinji snorted a laugh at Lisa's ridiculous slut impression and eyed the lines she was pointing at. His expression quickly became confused and then incredulous as he attempted to visualize the scene that had been written out.

"I think he's trying to, like, make him fuck her sideways... but maybe he forgot where he put her leg before or something? 'Cause they're gonna fall over and break something if they keep doing what they're trying to do. Oh, and how much creative license do you get here? Because you should really change this right here to something other than 'burgeoning symbol of manhood.'"

Clearly, I am just not as well versed in obscure forms of fucking as Lisa is.

[perfectingporn]

"Technically I'm not supposed to change too much, but." Really, if it was up to Lisa, she would scrap the entire story. She sighed, judiciously deleting and rewriting several sentences with a couple clicks and a flurry of typing. "I'm supposed to clear any major changes with the copy chief, but I think clarifying this scene is..." She glanced up, catching sight of Keigo nearly vibrating in his seat over the top of her screen. Oh, right.

"I'm sorry," she said without a trace of contrition in either face or tone. "Were we disturbing you?"

Dick in the ear? Wasn't that Family guy??

[morning_gloried]

By now Keigo's poor virgin (and apparently very undereducated) head was spinning, a broken record of 'fuck her sideways' - 'my vibrator' - 'burgeoning symbol if manhood' - 'doesn't bend that way.'

(He made a mental note to find out exactly what didn't bend like that. This knowledge might be extremely freaking important to him at some point in time. Maybe. Hopefully.)

The girl addressed him; Keigo turned to face them properly, half deer-caught-in-the-headlights, half lamb-to-the-slaughter. "N-no," he stuttered slightly. Be cool, Keigo, BE COOL!! he thought to himself a little desperately. He knew that he tended to come across as a hyperactive buffoon the majority of the time - indeed, he sort of liked it that way - but that didn't mean he wanted to look like a complete idiot. He tried a smile; Keigo was good at smiling. It was a natural talent. As a semi-vapid beam directed itself at Lisa, he fumbled for some self-confidence and cool. "No, it's fine!"

Grin~~

It was something, alright.

[ybabhsuh]

Shinji looked over to the brunet again, finding the sight that met his eyes anything but cool. If he had been in a more forgiving mood, he might have granted the kid a few points for a dorky sort of charm, but that wasn't Shinji's type of guy, and he didn't think it was Lisa's, either. Not feeling the need to interrupt, the pianist simply raised an eyebrow, interested in Lisa's response.

Re: It was something, alright.

[perfectingporn]

Lisa blinked a little, slightly taken aback by Keigo's enthusiastic disavowal. So did that mean the kid was interested rather than perturbed? Well, that actually wasn't surprising for a college guy now that she thought about it. This could be fun. She slid a sideways glance at Shinji only to find she couldn't make eye contact with his head still plastered to her. Hitching her shoulder slightly, she nudged him discreetly, straightening from her comfortable slouch. She leaned forward to put her laptop down on the coffee table, recrossing her legs and smoothing her skirt back into place as she sat back.

"Good to hear that," she said, a slow smile curling on her lips. Lisa didn't quite coo, but her tone was distinctly warmer than it had been just a moment earlier. "I'm sorry, what was your name?"