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[weaponsparked]

[In the background, there is the sound of pots and pans clanking, some scraping sounds... a timer... Someone is cooking as he speaks. Although whether he's in his assigned house or at Jolt's garage is up in the air

Comments

[silvestris_mage]

As long as you're planning on cooking, you can count me in.

[weaponsparked]

I sort of thought someone would say that.

... Although I wouldn't get too terribly excited this year.

[silvestris_mage]

Well, I'm horrible at cooking, you know me.

It's all right, whatever is fine.

[weaponsparked]

I think it's more the fault of the appliance than it is anything else...

[electrowhipit]

[ garage y/n? ]

What're you making?

[weaponsparked]

[Y]

... Something that once was potatoes and now resembles laundry starch. I blame this stove.

[electrowhipit]

Huh. I suppose I should get that looked at.

[weaponsparked]

You should. If you want me to cook anything for you ever again.

[eldest_hatter]

I believe Arthur and I are attending a party at Alfred's house, so depending on the time, I'd love to stop by for a celebration.

[weaponsparked]

And we'd love seeing you.

Are... is everything going all right?

[eldest_hatter]

As well as I can be I suppose. Things are too terrible, all things considered.

[weaponsparked]

That's good. But still, if you need somewhere to escape world war seven or whatever they've gone up to...

[bbsatbyrobots]

Yea...I'd like that a lot.

[weaponsparked]

Perfect, I--

[Danger sense tingling.]

... Flora? Are you all right?

[bbsatbyrobots]

[She sounds kind of shaky. Not...really sure how to react.]

I just...ran into a bit of trouble the other day...

[weaponsparked]

... What kind of trouble?

[Oh hell no--no one gives this kid trouble.]

[crazyclownwoman]

I don't mind. As long as you don't let Jolt cook that is.

[weaponsparked]

I have every intention of tying him to the tree.

[crazyclownwoman]

Then I don't mind at all. Oh if you tie him to the tree though I may be forced to decorate him to match the stuff we have up. I think an angel would look very nice on the top of his head, don't you?

[weaponsparked]

[There's a brief pause as he pictures this...

And then promptly laughs.]

Oh, it wouldn't be Christmas with out a Jolt attached to our tree. Don't forget the lights. They look amazing wrapped all over his face.