Blegh! Coffee!

[weaklingrecords]

This morning I am learning the harsh lesson that no amount of skim milk can substitute for the sweet, delicious richness that is half and half. Oh my dear morning coffee! I'm sorry I have forsaken you!

Comments

[xraytheenforcer]

skim milk in coffee?! What next? Put your hand in the blender?! NEVER!!!!!!!

bleargh.

(I use whole milk, BTW)

[weaklingrecords]

I was desperate! My only other option was light vanilla soy milk! (Claire's milk substitute of choice while she's feeding The Boy)

[xraytheenforcer]

at that point, you may as well use the blood of a fresh-killed squirrel.

[bassmike]

Or freshly pumped breastmilk.

[jpbass2000]

There's always Fat-Free Half and Half. Of course that's if you don't mind wholy unatural liquids.