And let me tell you why I have spent the last five minutes in hysterics of the best kind. Because in an attempt to find out whether the new Alexander fillum was going to represent excellent value for this fangirl's hard-earned slash dollar (i.e. will there be more snogging than a sponsored snog-in between Alex and his beloved Heph), I discovered
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You know, Brad Pitt turned down the role of Hephaistion. As well as vetoing any homoerotic Patroklus stuff in Troy.
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I did hear that the studio freaked and cut most of the homerotic stuff out of Alexander (which is why it's delayed, apparently)...so it may be less than the sum of it's parts. But Colin Farrell is not too hard on the eyes...
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When I look at him in his Macedonian fancy dress all I can see is the syrup. It looks as if it would burst into flames in direct sunlight. Was Alexander blonde? If so, let Smudge play him. G Neville as Heph. I keep casting and re-casting this in my head and it's not healthy :)
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I will be seeing the movie, most likely several times, regardless of the slash factor, because it's Alex. And he was Great. And that's all there is to it, really.
But hee! to your scenario. Perfection.
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Danke. The slashy domestic arrangements of England's Finest are a study of mine. One day we WILL see Stevie pushing a shopping trolley around the supermarket while Danny plods gloomily along behind. David and Gary. Married. Stevie and Danny. Married. I love it when they are so obviously married.
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No, that's not the cutest image I've ever imagined. Only you know it totally is!. Come on Danny, food shopping can be fun!
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Heee Carra/Mikey twins! what lovely babies.
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Oh but I love the fangirl brain. It's honest and true. Elephant? Should I know it honey? I've LOVE to know exactly how it sucked and why you thought it wouldn't :)
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But it's Col and he's a tart and there will be thighs. So I'm still geeked.
Come on then chaps, names for the Owen-Carragher twins...
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I knew something was off when I heared him yell that one out.
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Stevie and Danny of course ;)
Colin Farrell's wig is rather a distraction. But Jared Leto is fair dripping with eyeliner in the stills so I am remaining optimistic that although the fillum might be pants, there will at least be squeeee. :) And yes of course. I'm thinking Becks/Alex & Gary/Heph. *sighs*
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Mind you, Danny always gets defeated with Stevie's thighs, only fair that he gets to do it to Stevie. ;)
I think it's the Alexander myth, or Illyad, where this quote comes from: "Have you no regards to my kisses..." I don't exactly remember the same quote, but I think I used it in context to S/D. Preferably playing at Gladiator and Emperor. ;)
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And who my dear, is who? As I am an enthusiast for social inversion, it would be Emperor!Dan yelling "Yield slave!" at Stevie in Latin. And yeah. Stevie has the thighs for the role. I think we are ALL agreed on that :)
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Emperor!Dan. When they're in bed, he always does that thumb up thing. :D
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Have no fear babes and ask away. God what a wonderful tee-shirt to have in one's possession.
And I'd comment on the thumbs up thing. But am half-cut after ANOTHER Xmas gathering and afraid that my answer may verge on the porny :)
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