LOLOLOL I dunno, Conny, I think I'm with Kellie on this one -- he doesn't need to be cuddled, he needs to just RELAX. I mean there's, what, 139 Portuguese guys on that club? All of whom HE KNOWS FROM THE NT?! Suck it up and go talk to one of them, you big tiny, pouty dork. &hearts
I know he's shy -- that's exactly why you'd think it would be so nice to have landed in a place where he knows so any people already, and doesn't have to totally start over! (Though he does seem to have managed that pretty well @ Inter.) And please, you make it sound like he just moved to the big city from Podunk FC and has never seen a photographer or a car before -- you know he's been around journalists for a long, long time. :p
ETA: Wait, something just occurred to me. Do you think he's just freaked out by David Blaine, and doesn't want to go anywhere near him? Because that I could totally understand.
Texting EVERYONE HE KNOWS IN ENGLAND (read: Nani and Ronaldo), begging to be rescued. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Why can I picture this in my head?
WHY DID THIS POST SLIP PAST ME. I'M SCREAMING. THATS WHY THIS IS IN CAPS.
LMFAO SO SCARED, knowing Ricky he's probably not scared of David Blaine, HOW CAN HE BE AFRAID OF A MAN HE CAN'T UNDERSTAND?! He's probably just afraid of his teammates, he's been there long enough now to know which ones are dangerous. THANK BEJEBUS THAT UNIBROW IS THERE TO COMFORT HIM/STAND NEXT TO HIM IN THAT LAST ONE. srsly I wouldn't be nervous around unibrow, he has calming~ powers.
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ETA: Wait, something just occurred to me. Do you think he's just freaked out by David Blaine, and doesn't want to go anywhere near him? Because that I could totally understand.
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Why can I picture this in my head?
WHY DID THIS POST SLIP PAST ME. I'M SCREAMING. THATS WHY THIS IS IN CAPS.
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MY BAD, calming unibrow powers! yes yes thats it.
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