037- [Accidental voice]

[wayward_sam]

-sus Christ, it's one thing to get killed in my own bedroom and come back from the dead, but to come back missing some vital equipment was just-

[There's a pause. Well crap, that's why sane people don't talk to themselve; they might accidentally record their mutterances.]

Uh... let's not talk about the past few days. Or the past week, for me. Ever.

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[saved_ur_ass]

About fucking finally.

[This is Ruby more relieved than she's been in probably ever]

[saved_ur_ass]

It wasn't retribution, Sam. That's what killing her was about.

The torture was about prevention. I can't take the chance that she goes crazy and kills you again and this time, it's permanent.

[wayward_sam]

Just... don't do it again. Take her out if it needs to be done and I can't do it myself, but... I don't want people getting hurt because of me. Try to understand that. Please.

[saved_ur_ass]

[Have a grumble, grumble and an overly dramatic sigh]

Aye Aye Admiral Party Pooper.

[wayward_sam]

Thanks, Ruby.

... thanks for looking out for me. Even if I don't agree with... that.

[saved_ur_ass]

Sorta my job, Puppy.

[Yeah that's her version of you're welcome]

Are you okay?

[wayward_sam]

I'll be fine, once I slap Dean out of his funk and scrub my mind of the last event.

[saved_ur_ass]

I'd be happy to do the slapping for you.

[wayward_sam]

Yeah, I'm sure you would be.

[saved_ur_ass]

Oh fine. But he doesn't like me any better either.

[This would be a demon pouting.]

[wayward_sam]

I don't doubt that either. It doesn't mean I'm going to arrange a cage fight between the two of you, though.

[saved_ur_ass]

Ah come on, Puppy. We could sell tickets. It would be fun.

[wayward_sam]

Money doesn't really matter much around here. Bring it up to me when we get back home and I could actually use the cash.

[saved_ur_ass]

[That could possibly be the sound of Ruby actually giggling]

Puppy, I promise if I remember anything from here it will be to bring that up.

[wayward_sam]

I don't promise I'll actually allow it, but I'll allow that anything's possible.

[saved_ur_ass]

Yeah well...

[And now she's slightly sing songing]

Every party needs a pooper...