4th wall - video/action-- ALL OVER JOHTO;

[waypastcool]

[What's this? A blue hedgehog with bright red sneakers? A really smug looking blue hedgehog?

Yep! It looks like Sonic's back to his good old hedgehog self, and he's definitely excited about it.]

Yo, Johto! Check this!

[ZOOM! There in a minute, gone in a flash! As Sonic takes off, there's a big cloud of dust. Once he's back on screen, he's

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just for kicks. :D

[no1canbreakyou]

Playtime is over--

[CHAOS SPEAR SUDDENLY. Looks like someone ELSE has his abilities (and body) back!]

[no1canbreakyou]

[After finishing his dusting, Shadow looks about.]

... Hmph. Ran away after all?

[waypastcool]

[Look out below, Shads, because Sonic's popping right up, still spinning.]

[no1canbreakyou]

Nh--! [That light tremor comes a little too late for Shadow to realize where the hedgehog went. He gasped, suddenly knocked into the air by the rolling ball of spines. It took a short moment for Shadow to get his bearings, forcing himself into a ball in order to escape further embarrassing injury.]

[waypastcool]

How's that for pathetic?

[Once he comes to a stop, Sonic's grinning like mad. Aw yeah, that was way past cool.]

[no1canbreakyou]

[Landing on the ground, Shadow rights himself, wiping some leaves off his quills. Oh, he's not the least bit impressed.]

Using my lines, hm? You really are the fake hedgehog around here.

[waypastcool]

Fake? No way, man! You're lookin' at a true, blue hedgehog.

[Annnd... now he's just a little irritated. Way to go.]

[no1canbreakyou]

And yet there was a hedgehog here before that was nothing like you. [Tilts his head.] He was quite serious about there being only one of him. Perhaps you're his copy?

[waypastcool]

Or maybe he's my copy.

[Eyeroll.]

Look, unless you're from planet Mobius, there's no way I'm a faker. There's only one hedgehog who's this good lookin' and always cookin' back home!

[no1canbreakyou]

... What is Mobius? [Shadow had never heard of it before; he only knew of the Solar System's planets... and Earth. He'd never heard of "Mobius", though he knew what a Mobius Strip was.] I've never heard of that planet before.

[waypastcool]

Then you're missin' out, because it's one past cool planet.

[Even though a lot of it's polluted. Still, it's got neat places like the Great Unknown, the Great Jungle... and a lot of places with Great in their names.]

[no1canbreakyou]

[That told him nothing... Then again, it WAS Sonic telling him, he shouldn't have expected an answer.]

Hmph. If you're from it, it can't be anything too amazing.

[waypastcool]

You've got it all backwards! With a hedgehog this hot, the planet's gotta be sizzlin'! And Mobius has all kinds of neat places and mondo magic stuff.

You should've seen it before 'Buttnik took over!

[no1canbreakyou]

[Well, "hot" isn't the word Shadow would use to describe Sonic, but...]

...

"Buttnik"...? [Why does that nickname... bother him so much?]

[waypastcool]

Dr. Robotnik. He's big, he's round, and mondo ugly. And his nephew ain't much better lookin'.

[no1canbreakyou]

[Shadow glared quite obviously, suddenly throwing forth a few bolts of Chaos Spear.] Hhaa!!