Mike: You owe $xxx of the Amex Bill Me: I am poor Mike: How much money is in your banking accounts? Me: $xxxx Mike: Pay me the money for the Amex Bill! Me: But I like my monies! (mutters about monies while shuffling around.)
I treated myself to a beer & burger w/ Cheddar at Ballard's resident micro-brewery. I haven't had a burger in two years. ( I had 1/2 a mcdonalds cheeseburger ~ 6 months ago. Doesnt count.)
I've said it before and I'll say it again: There's a certain amount of 'wtfbbq' that comes with watching Cops chase a guy and then said guy crashes the shit out of a car 5 blocks from where your sister lives.
They're doing 70mph and I'm like 'OooOo he just ran that red light where you turn left! lolz!'