One Shot: Harmless
Title: Harmless
Characters: Charlie/Pansy
For: HP Pairings
Rating: G
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Warnings: I use the word stupid 5 times.
Word Count: 268
Summary: Pre-Hogwarts. Pansy runs into another wizarding family and gets herself in trouble.
Notes: Twelve-year-old!Pansy is my new favorite. I'm a little too good (or too bad) at childish insults. Charlie would be an awesome big brother.
Disclaimer: Characters do not belong to me and I make no money off of them, etc.
“Don’t ever let me catch you saying that to my sister again, you hateful little witch!” hissed Charlie as he leaned down into the pug-nosed face of a certain black-hair Slytherin girl. Pansy’s eyes were wide and she was beginning to regret her harmless little comment about Ginny’s obviously unwashed red hair. She stared up at the red-faced, red-haired big brother and wished that she could melt into the floor. His angry look soon passed into one of contempt, and he straightened up and turned away to his teary-eye little goat of a sister.
Quickly forgetting her fear, she gave their retreating backs a look of scorn that would have shamed his. Stupid Weasleys with their ugly, poor stupidness. They shouldn’t be allowed to mingle with the better witches and wizards. Shouldn’t be allowed out of their dumb, smelly house. They were so rude!
The jingle of the door announced their exit of the store. Pansy stopped glaring after them and turned around to find her mother. Had she been forgotten again? Stupid Weasleys, stupid mother, stupid world. Finally, she found her mother in the back looking at witch hair products. Pansy was getting sick and tired of shopping and just wanted to go home. However, no matter how much she whined, her mother still had things to buy and money to spend.
Obnoxious. And rude.
Pansy found a chair in the store and slumped morosely in it. Too bored to be angry anymore, she tried to amuse herself with her imagination.
That Charlie had nice eyes. She wondered what they looked like when they weren’t so scary.
Characters: Charlie/Pansy
For: HP Pairings
Rating: G
Genre: Humor/Comedy
Warnings: I use the word stupid 5 times.
Word Count: 268
Summary: Pre-Hogwarts. Pansy runs into another wizarding family and gets herself in trouble.
Notes: Twelve-year-old!Pansy is my new favorite. I'm a little too good (or too bad) at childish insults. Charlie would be an awesome big brother.
Disclaimer: Characters do not belong to me and I make no money off of them, etc.
“Don’t ever let me catch you saying that to my sister again, you hateful little witch!” hissed Charlie as he leaned down into the pug-nosed face of a certain black-hair Slytherin girl. Pansy’s eyes were wide and she was beginning to regret her harmless little comment about Ginny’s obviously unwashed red hair. She stared up at the red-faced, red-haired big brother and wished that she could melt into the floor. His angry look soon passed into one of contempt, and he straightened up and turned away to his teary-eye little goat of a sister.
Quickly forgetting her fear, she gave their retreating backs a look of scorn that would have shamed his. Stupid Weasleys with their ugly, poor stupidness. They shouldn’t be allowed to mingle with the better witches and wizards. Shouldn’t be allowed out of their dumb, smelly house. They were so rude!
The jingle of the door announced their exit of the store. Pansy stopped glaring after them and turned around to find her mother. Had she been forgotten again? Stupid Weasleys, stupid mother, stupid world. Finally, she found her mother in the back looking at witch hair products. Pansy was getting sick and tired of shopping and just wanted to go home. However, no matter how much she whined, her mother still had things to buy and money to spend.
Obnoxious. And rude.
Pansy found a chair in the store and slumped morosely in it. Too bored to be angry anymore, she tried to amuse herself with her imagination.
That Charlie had nice eyes. She wondered what they looked like when they weren’t so scary.