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another plurk meme

Jun 14, 2011 21:38

The Random (Porn) Scenario Meme

The Rules
1. Character A: Post to the meme and wait for replies. Name|Series|Prefs
2. Character B: Go to the RNG and roll some numbers. Type first, and then go to that category and roll again.
3. Multiple Lady Gaga/Ke$ha references go here.

Type Of Porn
1. Regular
2. Public
3. Hardcore
4. Roleplaying
5. Toys

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!meme, r-rated

Comments 6164

Leo | Pandora Hearts | All Castmates pls! booksmacking June 15 2011, 03:42:58 UTC

1 + 2 lmao wut lechoisi June 15 2011, 04:41:42 UTC

[Who'd have ever thought someone would make an honest woman out of Lotti?

But here she is, and she's wed, and looking so very bridal in... white lace lingerie, sprawled out on that honeymoon bed and admiring her ring as she kick kick kicks her stockinged legs.]

UH WEIRD booksmacking June 15 2011, 04:50:08 UTC

[the events that had led up to this... Well, they could fill a whole book. Perhaps a series.

Leo steps into the chamber, still clad in a long-tailed suit, his eyes going right to the motion of her legs. Hmm.]

Dearest.

haha I know right lechoisi June 15 2011, 04:53:11 UTC

Leo!

["Glen" is almost on her lip, but. She excitedly moves to sit up, smile turning his way.

As she crooks a finger.]

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Alice Margatroid | Touhou Project | open threadofmagic June 15 2011, 03:43:36 UTC

5-4 wizardoftheweek June 15 2011, 04:00:00 UTC

It's... it's huge! -Seriously, that is... wow.-

threadofmagic June 15 2011, 04:03:49 UTC

[...yep. It is. That is...wow. Alice isn't sure whether to be impressed or what.] I - it is. A-are you sure you - I mean, if it's easier, I can...be on the other end...

wizardoftheweek June 15 2011, 04:13:58 UTC

N-no... We agreed before the package was opened. I intend to honor that agreement... -Plus she didn't have the guts to top, seriously.-

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Howard Link | D.Gray-Man | Castmates pls! piesexual June 15 2011, 03:44:03 UTC

5 + 2 worthdisgracing June 15 2011, 05:02:58 UTC

[This is Beast, idly rifling through your things. Well, she thinks it's Link's bag-

... What's that?

Oh my god she turned it on and it's moving.]

fffffffff why piesexual June 15 2011, 05:08:42 UTC

Excuse me but what exactly do you think you are doing.

why are all my dice hideous?! worthdisgracing June 15 2011, 05:10:27 UTC

[she practically shrieks, as it is, she fumbles and the vibrator rolls out of her hands and... right to his feet.]

Wh- What are you doin', ownin'... whatever that is- !!

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Abarai Renji | Bleach | open to everyone and anything! howlingcircle June 15 2011, 03:44:27 UTC

... 5... 2... brightsiding June 15 2011, 03:59:08 UTC

[ She's got something in her hands and she's staring at it intently, a very concernicus look on her face. ]

[ ... That thing in her hands... Is vibrating. ]

beautiful howlingcircle June 15 2011, 04:03:47 UTC

[Staring at it with the same sort of look.]

You...used one of these before?

brightsiding June 15 2011, 04:07:53 UTC

Ah... Uh-uh.

[ Turns it off... And then on again... ]

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Asmodeus of Lust | Umineko | open infatuatedstake June 15 2011, 03:44:47 UTC

4-2 shiro_megane June 15 2011, 08:39:34 UTC

You wanted to see me about the most recent test, I believe, Asmodeus-san?

infatuatedstake June 15 2011, 17:40:29 UTC

I did. I'm really confused...I studied really hard, but...

[She holds up her paper, clearly distraught.]

shiro_megane June 15 2011, 20:49:29 UTC

I see. I'm sorry to hear that. We can go over it, if you like.

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