Locked to Wolfram and Lawrence; video; hackable 40%

[watchful_knight]

[When the feed clicks on, Lithuania stares at the screen nervously. Poland is clearly hiding behind him, but he is olso very clearly hiding and won't come out for the duration of the feed.see icon]

U-uhm, we need to ask a few questions, i...if you don't mind answering them. About [Blushing so hard, and fighting hard to put this into words. It

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[bishonen_puu]

Married already? I guess it's great that you don't waste any time. Lengthy engagements are... lengthy.

What do you have questions about?

[watchful_knight]

[Lithuania was pretty sure that this wasn't an answer that was directed at him, and very sure that it shouldn't be him who answered it. So he just kept silent and looked over at Poland.]

[reckless_eagle]

[Poland answers without any hesitation]

Dress! Duh, you can't get married without a wedding dress!

[bishonen_puu]

That's not true. I planned to wear a white suit at my wedding or my dress uniform as would be fitting for a state event. Yuuri would wear black.... A dress is entirely optional... but as you're you [Poland] I suppose optional becomes necessary.

[reckless_eagle]

Yeah, whatever. There's like, gonna be a dress, and it's gonna be fab ♥

[bishonen_puu]

I'm sure.

[Well.. not much that they need his help with there.]

[watchful_knight]

I-it is not about that. [Deep breath.] We know the formalities, and also those of the wedding night, b-but we... Wedon'tknowhowitworks.

[reckless_eagle]

[Oh, hey, look at that! We just hit the point in this conversation where Poland pretends to be really, really interested in the floor!]

[bishonen_puu]

...How what works?

[watchful_knight]

[Blushing a very, very, very, very deep shade of red.] Consummatingourmarriage.

[reckless_eagle]

[BLUSHING. FOREVER. I don't think he can talk.]

[bishonen_puu]

[Wolfram doesn't get it at first with the speed at which Lithuania spat it out. But when he does get it he looks wide eyed at Poland for a second then stands up quickly, knocking his chair back. Defensive mode get]

This is completely inappropriate! What kind of person doesn't know that anyway? What makes you think I'm some kind of expert?! I've only done it once and that is hardly- This is completely inappropriate!

[He makes to storm off.]

[reckless_eagle]

Wolfram! That's totally not how we meant it! We--

[He gets in front of the door, trying to look Wolfram in the eye and not wibble or blush or get too defensive himself (all of which are huge efforts at the moment)]

We like, don't think of you that way at all, Wolfram. We... We like, trust you and like you and you're totally our friend, and since... since, you know, you've always seemed pretty okay with liking guys and stuff, we thought maybe you'd have a better idea than us--I mean, let's face it, that kinda doesn't take much--and we didn't mean anything bad about you! We like, wouldn't even have asked if we didn't really respect you, so please don't--you don't have to answer or anything, just please don't be mad?

[...He's failing a bit at the not wibbling.]

[bishonen_puu]

[Wolfram glares at him but his expression softens slightly after a minute]

... I'll write it down but I am not discussing it in person. It's socially unacceptable.

[Hiding behind decorum is always good.]

I'll slide it under your door before the week is up.

[watchful_knight]

Thank you. [And there will be a multiple pages long apology slipped under Wolfram's door shortly after.]

I'm really sorry about this, we didn't mean to pose any insult to your person. [While this is bad, it is safer ground. Normal. He can handle it much better than the awkward topic from before.]

[reckless_eagle]

[Looks away from Wolfram again]

I... yeah, 'kay.

Thanks.

Sorry.