I didn't read your diary and haven't ever since the time you caught me and threatened to do evil things to my fingers that made plain ol' cutting them off sound fun. Not that I'd think you'd do it, as it'd make slaying rather more difficult if I lacked fingers. Plus Leo's been teaching me to play the guitar and I'm awful enough at it with all fingers intact. So ignore the smudge of jam that I've tried my best to wipe off. I wasn't reading this to see what you've gotten me for my birthday, either. Or see if you had new and interesting theories on how to kill mice that Just Won't Go Away. Which you don't. You should get some.
Love, Evie PS You're kidding about puppies, right? RIGHT?! LEEEEOOOOO!!!!!
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I didn't read your diary and haven't ever since the time you caught me and threatened to do evil things to my fingers that made plain ol' cutting them off sound fun. Not that I'd think you'd do it, as it'd make slaying rather more difficult if I lacked fingers. Plus Leo's been teaching me to play the guitar and I'm awful enough at it with all fingers intact. So ignore the smudge of jam that I've tried my best to wipe off. I wasn't reading this to see what you've gotten me for my birthday, either. Or see if you had new and interesting theories on how to kill mice that Just Won't Go Away. Which you don't. You should get some.
Love, Evie
PS You're kidding about puppies, right? RIGHT?! LEEEEOOOOO!!!!!
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