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[watcher_pryce]

Dear god, remind me to never move again. If it's not one thing, it's another. Fist there was the fight between Marilee and Alicia as to whom would get which room. Thankfully there are two rooms that are similar one on the beginning of the corridor, the other on the end, with my room in the middle

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[not_a_lie]

My first thought upon reading this was that Alicia had joined the girl scouts and somehow conned you into being a troop leader. Which was a rather amusing visual.

It could be worse though. I mean, I saw much creepier looking things on the Wizard of Oz last night. I'd offer to to take some if they'd be willing to do menial tasks around here. (Hey, what do I care if they steal Lindsey's silverware?) But I'm guessing they probably wouldn't take kindly to evil lawyers? Cause you know someone really should change Sushi's water, and not me...

* And on a side note; actually in the mid nineties The Girl Scouts created 'daisies' which actually are younger than brownies. The human little girl kind, I mean.

And yeah, I know. We're not talking (; at least that was my understanding.) That's never really stopped me before....

[watcher_pryce]

I'm so glad I could amuse you.

You can offer to take them all you want. They won't budge though, they appear to be housebound. Which would explain why this house wasn't sold for so long.

I really don't care about any girl scouts. All I care about is getting rid of the brownies. And now I'm having vivid memories of Cordy's brownies as well, lovely.

We talk, we just end up arguing all the bloody time.

[not_a_lie]

Me too. Pregnancy is somewhat dull.

Who said anything about them budging? Just have Lindsey bring a few back next time he stops by. Ooh, here's an idea; you could get him to sing his famous hill folk songs and maybe they'll follow him out. Like the pied piper or something.

You'd think with all the resources you have you'd be able to figure out how to get rid of them. Maybe your friend Rupert knows of another way? Or maybe they're afraid of vampires? You could have Angel visit and make faces at them.

I'd say we don't. But I'd be effectively proving your point. So I'll say this instead. We do, but usually it's your fault, or at least mostly your fault.

[watcher_pryce]

I'm sure. All the vomiting and not being able to get around must really get to you.

I did, in case you failed to notice. And they really are housebound. Thank you for giving me a good excuse to ask Lindsey over though. Nice of you.

You did catch the bit where Marilee has enclosed them into her heart? I'd have to find a natural and none painful way or I'll be tasting the wrath of my daughter. Alicia doesn't seem to care either way luckily.

Excuse me? Oh, that was mature. Really Lilah, I don't think so. At least I'm man enough to admit it's sometimes my fault. But every action gets a reaction. Your actions just seem to be bound to be argumentative. And no, this is not an invitation to argue again, it's an observation.

[rogue_lawyer]

You can add the interesting fact that they bite to that list of info, pal. This damn well better not be poisonous. On the bright side, I did manage to rescue your whisk. (Why do you have a whisk?)

You can always use my truck, if you're willing to make a bunch of trips...

And despite the 'Mc', I'm from Oklahoma. *grin* Seems I'm more liable to get chewed on than to work any ancient Celtic voodoo.

[watcher_pryce]

They bite? That's not good. Dear lord, what if they bite the girls? Marilee is so fond of them, what if they bite her? Maybe I should let FrouFrou loose.

I'll take you up on that offer of using your car...pardon...truck if that includes your hands as well. To help move, of course.

Really? Bother, that's a shame. Maybe Angel can be of use, I mean he *is* Irish, no matter how long he's lived here. They seem to be housebound though.

[rogue_lawyer]

They won't bite the girls. I think it's the 'hatred of liars and cheats' thing coming through here. My reputation obviously precedes me.

Shameless flirt. Yeah, I'm your guy.

Well, they're not doing any real harm, are they? What's a couple missing forks here and there. And they would make one hell of a burglar deterrent...

[watcher_pryce]

I hope neither Marilee nor Alicia 'bended the truth a bit' then in the past. Because that is what children tend to do apparently. And you've improved your ways, you'd think they'd give you some lenience.

Thank you Are you? That's nice to know.

They are stealing my things. If I want them back they demand things back like coins. They stacked my books the wrong way and keep doing it? I've rearranged my library six times now! They're not budging though. Infuriating little pests.

Still, Marilee thinks they're...cwute. She's naming them and there are over a hundred. I'm doomed aren't I?