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[wasteddream]

Wow. I don't really write in here, anymore. It seems like no one really *writes* anymore. I blame things like twitter and facebook status updates. They make it too easy to vent expressive pressure in small, insignificant puffs before it builds enough to motivate any actual effort

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[wasteddream]

I looked at walgreens! Did not have!

[hep]

pretty sure a lot of it is also entitled upper middle class white people from the inner peninsula, and tourists from out of area, both of which don't give a fuck about who has to clean it up. we get a lot of the same trash refuse in san bruno st park, and down in la honda at jones gulch, which is about an hours drive from any town that isn't 30 people all locals, but it is however a prime destination for both peninsula yuppies and tourists :( i would be happy to join one of these trips!

[wasteddream]

Sweet! I'll post it when i get one organized. Probably next weekend.

[agent_aeon]

It's important to be prepared.
I have a cutout of zombies on my front door above the peephole to remind me to always be prepared for anything.

[carnivillain]

This is brilliant.

Keep a melee weapon nearby too, because remember: they don't need to be reloaded.

[wasteddream]

What you really need for that purpose is a cutout of zombies in the hall outside your door so you see them when you look out the peephole.

This actually sounds fun to me:

[lexispice]

You may as well go all out and post a watch with flashlights and giant water guns to keep the riff-raff out of there in the first place. Perhaps you could have some kind of loudspeaker system: "Hey! Hey you hipster assholes! Get the fuck out of here or you'll get the vinegar gun!" I suppose it could reduce your chances of getting a job in law enforcement but you should consider it your ecological duty.

Re: This actually sounds fun to me:

[wasteddream]

I do have a jeep with a PA speaker on it. You may be on to something.

Re: This actually sounds fun to me:

[miz_persnicket]

Heck yes!

These fuckhead kids used to come smoke pot outside our building, right below my bedroom window at like 7am before school would start. It continued for a few weeks, and I used to call the school all the time to get them to do something about it. It wasn't the pot smell, it was that they were fucking LOUD and always woke me, and other people up! And wouldn't ever leave when asked to. So one morning, I filled up my giant mop bucket with Ice cold water and dumped it on them from my bedroom window in the middle of winter. Needless to say after they finished screaming and running away, they never came back.

[carnivillain]

http://housewares.gillroys.com/Kitchen_gadgets/Grabbers/Nifty_Nabber-s627399.html Anything named "Nifty Nabber" has to be awesome.

Perhaps you could make the cleanup extravaganza into a potluck where people bring food/booze/games, then set aside some time (before or after?) for cleaning up the surrounding area. That way you don't have to sell people on an afternoon of "work," but instead where it could be a byproduct of a small party.