Ok, work is a rubber ball. I can get that. It's also coated in a sticky substance too.
Family: if it's glass, it's one of those limited edition toys that also randomly screeches noise to scare the hell out of you and throw you off your game. With an occassional "I love you" when you least expect it. Which can also scare the hell out of you and throw you off your game.
Health: that f****er is a 20lb medicine ball. Pure and simple. Now JUGGLE IT!
Friends: a mace head that requires care in handling but incredibly useful in scaring those wannabe boyfriends from your daughter(s).
Integrity: these days it's not really there. But people WILL notice if you don't keep pretending to juggle it.
Yeah, I know: I'm not clever enough to come up with my own metaphor so I just hijack and corrupt someone else's. I think I've been spending too much time with my arteest students.....
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Family: if it's glass, it's one of those limited edition toys that also randomly screeches noise to scare the hell out of you and throw you off your game. With an occassional "I love you" when you least expect it. Which can also scare the hell out of you and throw you off your game.
Health: that f****er is a 20lb medicine ball. Pure and simple. Now JUGGLE IT!
Friends: a mace head that requires care in handling but incredibly useful in scaring those wannabe boyfriends from your daughter(s).
Integrity: these days it's not really there. But people WILL notice if you don't keep pretending to juggle it.
Yeah, I know: I'm not clever enough to come up with my own metaphor so I just hijack and corrupt someone else's. I think I've been spending too much time with my arteest students.....
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