The Slashiest Thing Since Kordell Stewart

[washa_way]

Oh. My. God.

I mean, I'm pretty solidly in the boring, whitebread middle of the sexual bell curve.  Straight, married, kids, etc., with no really unusual diseases or scars obtained in the pursuit of pleasure, no interesting costumes stuffed into hidden closet spaces, and not even an especially noteworthy collection of pron.  Sure, between my ears I'

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[deird1]

Dammit. I'll never be able to listen to Jailhouse Rock the same way again...

I suppose after "Oz," these lyrics are a little distrubing

[gngrmyrsn]

Number forty-seven said to number three:
You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with your company,
Come on and do the jailhouse rock with me.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin to the jailhouse rock.

Re: I suppose after "Oz," these lyrics are a little distrubing

[washa_way]

Even more unsettling: the blurb on the back of the collection reads "Capes and Gloves and Rock and Roll."