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I went to the beach today. I swam around, mostly made a fool of myself and got sunburned. That's pretty much how all beach trips go. Except there were two hot guys in speedos. So that was at least mildly interesting. But there was also a hairy (not attractive hairy, think shag carpeting with odd bald spots) and very fat man making out/
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I wish I could get my hands on your love handles, I miss you so much, I hate everything in my life.
Come and snuggle with me. We can go to the gym and go shopping and be that stereotype for a while, instead of the weird-theatre-kid stereotype or the oops-we're-not-really-dating stereotype.
I LOVE YOU.
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You, fall break, houston, maybe me, a party?
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