I WANT CHEESE

[warmuse]

SO BADLY.

I'VE BEEN HAVING CRAVINGS FOR GOOD PROPER CHEESE SINCE, LIKE, LAST NIGHT AND I CANNOT STOP. I WANT ALL SORTS OF CHEESE, JUST CHEESE BY ITSELF, AND EVERYTHING DUNKED IN A RIVER OF CHEESE

LIKE, PROPER CHEDDAR OR JUST BRIE OMG BRIEEEEEEEEEE A THICK SLAB OF IT WITH BREAD *HUFFING AND PUFFING* ANY NICE WHITE-MOULD CHEESE OR BLUE CHEESE

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[kayspace]

I had really nice french goat's cheese today. With cherry tomatoes. Also Ritz crackers but that it because I forgot to buy bread.

Warmuse shall I mail you cheese?

[warmuse]

urgh no worries I'll have to go to supermarket and buy criminally expensive ~real cheese~ sobsob but no worries I don't think goat cheese will survive the mailing process TBH

[kayspace]

I WILL MAIL YOU A COW

[warmuse]

cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese

I may have to go out and buy some of those crappy processed plastic things you americans call cheese sobsobsob

[tamaryokucha]

ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THOSE CHEESE SLICES THAT COME IN THIN PLASTIC WRAP? THOSE THINGS ARE NASTY, AND IDK WHY THEY'RE SO POPULAR IN THE AMERICAS.

BUT MY PARENTS NEVER ALLOWED ME TO EAT CHEESE LIKE THAT, I THANK THEM, I'M AN AMERICAN THAT ACTUALLY HAS TASTE. XD