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[warmscalpelhigh]

I'm booooooooorrrrrreeeeeeddddd.

Comments

[pleasesmirk]

I didn't think prisons were supposed to hold your interest.

[warmscalpelhigh]

This isn't exactly an ordinary prison.

[pleasesmirk]

I've noticed. It's a relatively lax one to say the least. Expecting competent jailers to dance for your entertainment is a bit much. Expecting it from this place? Good luck.

[warmscalpelhigh]

Hey, who are you?

[hello_missy]

My mother used to say, "If you're bored, you must be boring."

...I'll bet you're not boring at all.

[warmscalpelhigh]

Not in the least.

[supersuitup]

Well, it just so happens that I know of several fun ways to keep you busy!

[warmscalpelhigh]

Oh?

[quiteknavish]

Find enteeeeertaaaaaaainmeeeent then. I don't think it's quite beyond a lady such as yourself, is it? I'm not sure of your humor, otherwise I'd elect myself as the entertainment!

[warmscalpelhigh]

What kind of entertainment do you provide?

[remarkablyblunt]

I could offer you a drink, perhaps? Oh, and did you ever find your shoe, miss?

[warmscalpelhigh]

I never found the shoes, but a drink would be awesome.

[remarkablyblunt]

Well then, may I escort you to the pub?

[warmscalpelhigh]

Yep. It's a date, hottie.