The Procrastination Chronicles

[warmboys]

A couple of things written while I should've been doing something else /_\ These are unedited rush jobs mostly for Joie because she's always screaming about chanbaek. Posted to AO3 first.

Kafka, Chanyeol/Baekhyun, ~740 words
Chanyeol is a changed man. written 1/8/13

I don't know how we got from "oh i found a pic of chan's family" to this??

Comments

[jorge_callas]

The first one is hilarious and totally baekyeol. The second is kind of sad, like a sort of undercurrent of things they can't have. Kris as the dream guy is funny though especially since he barely figures, it's like a guy who is all surface.

The third is magical, Chanyeol is kind of cracky and Baekhyun's inner world is very moving. I'm intrigued by the woodworker on the other side of the forest who leads a double life.

Hope you finish these!

[warmboys]

Hope this isn't too out of line but you always leave such interesting, thought-provoking comments! I'm glad you found humor in the first one, because my friend was about ready to murder me afterwards hahaha XD;; for some reason I can't seem to write Chanyeol as a person :(

Thank you as always for reading! <3

[jorge_callas]

I'm glad you like them! Not out of line at all, in fact I always wonder if stuff like "finish these" or "write more" is, cos it's like readerly enthusiasm but what a writer does with their work is entirely their own business, so I'm just like, hope you write more...

I can feel Chanyolo's horror at slowly losing his body and being completely at the mercy of a crazed bandmate who wants to own him. But I'm like, it's crack!
Anyway it's Chanyeol, it's supposed to be funny.

[warmboys]

Honestly I'm always grateful to know that someone is reading, so definitely not! But composing a thoughtful comment is so hard lol ><;; like, how to express why you like something/something resonated with you? Personally I'm a "miss the forest for the trees" type of reader and writer so I always admire people who can draw out larger themes from a story or... write succinct summaries, haha.

That is a good conclusion :DD there is no other reason for what happened to him rofl

[hipployta]

Hmm...the first one was messed up LOL

The second one...well...the ending is a twist

The third one...Kris...what did you do to Baekhyun by purposefully leaving that magically wood behind to seduce him...you live just on the other side of the forest too...

[warmboys]

LOL I wish I could disagree but yes, yes it is :x

sob Kris is such a terrible person here, I don't know why I made him like this >_<;;

[colorfunk]

clutching at my heart LAYHAN (THE GWEN/TONY REF, just imagining yixing writing Cool later down the line). ugh i dunno what to say, i'm legit in love w the way you write, how it's so natural and direct and never overstated but there's this like, incredible punch of vulnerability (the entirety of #3, He sleeps on his back, a compromise between what he wants and what is right.), and then your phrasing and the sense of humor that always comes through (RAMEN BLOWJOB, The problem was he looked like he had everything memorized kill me). i loved the bits of krislay background, the way you set up the co-ed dynamics (the line about not too much flirting was so good), and i loved the layhan, i don't really know how to talk about how much i loved bc i will literally just... throw your own words back at you... so y'know THANK YOU so much for writing/sharing, i promise to someday leave you the cmnt i've been meaning to leave you

[warmboys]

I just looped it a zillion times and gdi now drowning in No Doubt!layhan feels ;;;; including the interim... getting chills thinking about it, no joke >_<

sob ramen blowjob was the first thing that came to mind after seeing this photoset: http://kamjong-kai.tumblr.com/post/39039035373. luhan needs to film a remake of that famous commercial!

Umm in response to everything else, thank you and please have a heart for all the words I don't know how to say <3 they are seriously the best I just want to read about them boning all the time ;;

[allegorein]

i still love these dghkldshg ♥♥♥ even the poop!chanyeol one.

there is a trend going on with these chanbaek fics you're writing.... ;A; maybe next time, as a surprise, you'll write chanyeol out as a human? lol. and guhhh that layhan fic. there is no other word to describe it except for GUHHH. i do hope you'll finish it! o/ and thank you for writing these! <333 all those hours of linking you to chanbaek are slowly...coming...to...fruition lol.

P.S. GULL WHY ARE YOU HERE. this serves as a virtual kick to send you back to do things that you /should/ be doing.

[warmboys]

LMAO idk why... it must be chanyeol >:( although chanyeol is human in the next installment of the taoris!! that's an improvement right ><;;

lmaooo seriously i feel like all i do is ship your ships (except baekyeol) and write your prompts

LOL cries ok ok... after i reply to my friend below...

[allegorein]

I SAW YOUR UNEDITED COMMENT! maybe chanbaek are slowly digging themselves a hole in your heart... ;3

[warmboys]

yes... a hole to bury themselves inside :) while my heart regenerates a fresh juicy piece of itself that eventually crushes them against the other ... stuff.... /didn't pay attention in bio

[thundersquall]

OH MY GOD DIANA I NEED YOU TO FINISH THAT LAYHAN FFS and give your writing skillz to me

no seriously, how are you able to write anyone and anything and make it perfect? TEACH ME MASTER

[warmboys]

SCREAM SHEENA HOW DID YOU EVEN GET HERE

it's far from perfect, if it were perfect this fic would be a sex tape ;AAAAAA;

[thundersquall]

SOMEONE LINKED ME FLAILING ABOUT IT SO I JUST HAD TO COME HERE AND READ AND FLAIL TOO :D

criesss don't remind me pls i'm waiting for sex tapes from all my otps but since it will never happen i'll just count on you to write them instead D:

[warmboys]

YOU'RE HILARIOUS if anyone should be writing sex tapes it's obviously ^^^^^^^ don't think I forgot the kyuyehyuk heart attack you gave me in October >:D

(sob i really do want all the gentle buildup to UNFUNF porn for layhan though)