Fighting Fish (Kris/Tao), Part 1/4

[warmboys]

Fighting Fish (1/4)
Kris/Tao
~9900 words
PG-13 (NC-17 eventually)
Kris is perpetually confused, and Zitao is the antidote.

For Joie, who is the biggest taoris fan I know and spams me everything I love ♥

NOTE: there are a lot of side characters here, including half the cast of Happy Camp (Wu Xin/Orfila, Haitao, He Jiong) and a small fraction of

Comments

[allegorein]

i'm gonna be a troll here and say FIRST!!!!!! even though i haven't read it yet lmao

[allegorein]

i finally finished this after several distractions from my older sister. (ugh who thought camping out in the living room would be good for my mental health? I WANT TO BE A HERMIT IN MY ROOM AGAIN) the start had me laughing even though i know this fic was supposed to be serious. i mean, YIXING HAS A PIG NAMED LU ANN LOL. some of kris' lines also made me laugh. this one though: "All day and all night, baby. As long as you like." SO GREASY SNORTS

[allegorein]

wait omg i just noticed that part 2 is rated nc-17!!!! AHAHAHAHA YES PORN

[anonymous]

KRIS IS SUCHA WOOBIE I LOVE THIS TAO GETS TO BE COOL FOR A CHANGE AND KRISLAY BFFERY AND ZHOU MI AND TAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOO

I LOOK FORWARD TO JAY CHOU'S CAMEO

REALLY THIS IS FANTASTIC I LOVE IT /O/ YOU HAVE SUCH A WAY WITH DESCRIBING PEOPLE AND THE CONNECTIONS BETWEEN THEM I ADORE YOUR WRITING POST THE NEXT PART ALREADY

[warmboys]

LMAO THERE IS NO JAY CHOU CAMEO LOL

stop being so nice to me :(((

[anonymous]

IS IT BECAUSE YOU STILL LOVE JAY CHOU ITS OK I DONT JUDGE YOU

UGH REREADING THIS BC I LOVE IT SO MUCH DYING WAITING FOR THE NEXT PART ;AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA;

[warmboys]

once my love dies it is dead forever sorry jay :(

CRIES ALL OVER YOU please write it for me