Comments | warcraftsues: I see these things.

corpseknight in warcraftsues

I see these things.

Dec 31, 2011 00:30

I bring a special gift found A-side on WrA. A friend gave it to me to post.

( Given the average size of a worg is maybe six feet from nose to rump, not including the tail, her fangs are *huge*. )

blatant erper, flagrsp, blabies, draenei, furry, you make me sic, do not want, furvert, babies, wyrmrest accord, freaky hybrid

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blazecheetah December 31 2011, 13:11:54 UTC

Harder, worgen! Where is your beast?

aksles December 31 2011, 23:54:42 UTC

Trapped under her HH boobs? Ugh my eyes...

thecookiecat January 1 2012, 01:04:51 UTC

I love you. <3

saddlebutt December 31 2011, 13:40:51 UTC

I just... no. Please, no.

This needs some work. Probably with common place of birth for races, realism, and... well, most of the rest in this description, too.

That said, how the hell do you end up with an Ambassador title after serving in a few wars? I was pretty damned sure "Veteran, murderer of many an enemy" didn't exactly translate into "Ambassador, friend of many and great with words!" these days.

lurkythespork December 31 2011, 15:15:49 UTC

What I love is the number of people who claim to be IC ambassadors (just because they got them a title OOC), but have absolutely no concept of diplomacy...or etiquette...or what happens when you get in a knife fight with someone in the country to which you're ambassador...

And SI:7? Sure, if you're an ambassador, you're probably a low-level SI:7 functionary and most everyone suspects as much. But it's not you doing the information gathering. It's the kid who brings in your tea tray while you're chatting with important people. It's one of the embassy potato-peelers. It's the guy you see wandering around with a broom. Why? Because they're not "important", so you don't pay attention to them.

Furthermore, an ambassador doesn't go adventuring.

But who ever let realism interfere with their ego trips?!

arachnogeek December 31 2011, 14:04:29 UTC

Every time I see the standard ERP description of nipples that are "sensitive to the slightest breeze", I cringe. That just sounds so very uncomfortable.

As for the rest of it:

1) It looks like a modified description of a sparkledog.
2) If you use more than two words to describe your character's breasts, you are likely doing it wrong. I have no doubt that there are exceptions, but this is not one of them.
3) "Cute nostrils" WTF?

Also, I love you for that helpful illustration.

sarah_silence December 31 2011, 21:04:55 UTC

Oh wow. That sparkledog description. GENIUS.

deathwiser December 31 2011, 14:33:41 UTC

Worgen female has a flirt about dogs having six nipples or something, but I don't think it works like this...

lurkythespork December 31 2011, 15:03:18 UTC

Blizzard, you thought it was just a funny joke, but LOOK what you did.

gizzybiscuits December 31 2011, 18:17:44 UTC

That's one bit of 'lore' I wouldn't implement just for the a) Blizz obviously joking around b) well, they have two breasts. Unless they have three nipples on each then oh fff no do not want.

corpseknight January 1 2012, 04:51:51 UTC

They could still have two breasts and six nipples. Obvious Answer is the other two sets just don't result in teats.

I was seriously going "HOW I DRAW SIX BOOBS WITHOUT MAKING THEM LOOK LIKE TUMORS" while livestreaming this last night. My wise brosib's response: "you ****ing don't".

lurkythespork December 31 2011, 15:19:04 UTC

That illustration is hilarious, by the way!

corpseknight January 1 2012, 04:54:10 UTC

Thank you. It was the most fun.