Quoth the Revan...

[lurkythespork]

First, as a note, I deleted my earlier submission.  You guys were right; her flag didn't belong here because she wasn't an outright Sue.  Bless her heart, I hope she fixes those minor issues and is awesome even on the lame server that is MG.

Because there are way too many people like the guy behind the cut.

Now, let's move along:

Comments

[teh_jhun]

I must applaud your adaptation of classic poetry, Lurky.

I must admit that I'm actually curious about the hidden blades that guy has hidden all over his body. Would a giant undead elf/wolf... thing clad in heavy plate really be a remotely effective assassin? Something tells me this guy seems to think so.

But, my lingering faith in humanity urges me to assume that those are just a lingering habit from his life as a giant elf/wolf thing assassin.

[thinginthetub]

I searched for like an hour to find a good Darth Revan reaction image, but all I could find was a lot of female Revan porn.

Oh, internet.

(Your poetry is wonderful)

[enveri]

My coworkers are wondering what I'm giggling at. As others have mentioned, the poetry is fantastic. :D

And the flag. I have not had sufficient caffeine to read that kind of stuff at this hour of the morning. ;)

[deathwiser]

I'm throwing my money on the screen, but nothing's happening!
I want to send you a flipping train for that poem...

[metalsyko]

That was amazing, holy shit.

And I've gotta say, I'll deign to not roll my eyes the first time I see an actual character named "Revan", and not some bastardization full of umlauts and accents like someone with a horrible palsy tried to write his name with a fountain pen. I don't care how terrible of a sue they are. "You actually got the name Revan? ...well done. Well done indeed."