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sandaastorm in warcraftsues

Revenge of the Dumblauts

Nov 29, 2011 02:42

Who remembers our little scottish nelf mage of the thousand umlauts? Well, she mentioned two sisters. I found one.

( Now, we shed all subtlety and talk about lesbian incest threesomes. )

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Comments 19

quinsisdos November 29 2011, 01:56:54 UTC

Ŵɧãŧ ŧɦȅ ħèčķ ïš ťĥìŝ¿

/Shameless joke reuse

gizzybiscuits November 29 2011, 02:06:46 UTC

Her boobs denote a commanding presence and deflate if touched apparently.

I could of given the 'sisters' thing a pass with 'oh maybe she means how the Kaldorei refer to themselves as sisters' but this clan thing...Egh. No.

If they're all newborns are they triplets? If you're raised from a certain age group its kind of hard to do incest later on when you know full-well what it is.

kellnirr November 29 2011, 03:38:52 UTC

Derriere: Not an attractive word.

shaid21 November 29 2011, 06:10:56 UTC

I just can't get over the strangely ominous motto. "As we are... so shall you be..." So they're some kind of sex-based Borg Collective?

amaranth_ablaze November 29 2011, 10:07:23 UTC

Bwahaha... I shouldn't have read this while drinking :D

kitten_cudgel November 29 2011, 07:15:07 UTC

( ... )

kitten_cudgel November 29 2011, 07:20:36 UTC

The thing that got me was the secret sex hands WTF?

aksles November 29 2011, 10:09:51 UTC

Are they like sexy jazz hands perhaps?

dwarfofmystery November 29 2011, 19:55:32 UTC

Secret and sexual means she's throwing the shocker at people.