Comments | warcraftsues: If your DK is still dead, you're probably using the wrong exfoliant

lurkythespork in warcraftsues

If your DK is still dead, you're probably using the wrong exfoliant

Nov 09, 2011 14:00

At least, that's what I took away from this RSP.

( Just scoop up the water, rub it on your face, and go BBBBBB-BBBBBB-BBBBBB! )

lolwhut, flagrsp, moon guard is made of fail, perfectly preserved undead, death knight, necrophilia

Comments 11

metalsyko November 9 2011, 21:31:11 UTC

It's sad that I heaved a sigh of relief when I came upon the fact that she herself was a worgen. I read "if you're male worgen" and it felt like suddenly my lady parts and all bits attached to them tried to hide in my ribcage.

golden_shisa November 9 2011, 21:31:16 UTC

Most ERPers usually have the courtesy to stick the character's description at the top and relegate their sexual preferences to the bottom.

She gets points for not describing her boobs and butt, at least.

mellevoluh November 9 2011, 22:42:40 UTC

She mentions sex so many times in this flag I lost count...yet she has no lovers, only friends. It's a worgen death knight starburst. Walking contradictions ftw.

teh_jhun November 9 2011, 23:00:19 UTC

The natural assumption would be that friendship with her comes with benefits, of course.

lurkythespork November 9 2011, 23:37:29 UTC

If this is the case, then I think I would prefer to be her mortal enemy.

"Sashaying, are we? Must be a back problem. LET ME FIX THAT FOR YA!"
*chops in half at the waist with a broadsword*
"Oh, don't worry. I'm sure they can tack you back together at Acherus; they're good at that stuff. Open a portal and I'll chuck you through."

shaid21 November 10 2011, 03:06:04 UTC

/lol'd

If that's her RP outfit, does she happen to work at the Darkmoon Faire? Maybe she's a sideshow attraction. "STEP RIGHT UP AND SEE THE MOST AMAZING NATURAL WONDERS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD! SEE A MURLOC WITH TWO, COUNT 'EM, TWO HEADS! MEET A LAD WHO IS MORE GNOMETECH THAN MAN! MARVEL AT THE DEATH KNIGHT WITH PERFECTLY CLEAN AND UNDAMAGED FLESH!"

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lurkythespork November 10 2011, 21:59:50 UTC

Just remember: She's the little Angence that could (ERP).

*Cheshire-cat grin* Did that help?

mellevoluh November 12 2011, 04:35:07 UTC

Yes! Aside from being visibly pregnant, it's hard to tell most people's sexual activity just by a glance.

thinginthetub November 12 2011, 16:41:35 UTC

You know, she says she dresses elegantly, but holy shit that outfit is ugly. Living DKs are a dime a dozen and I am no longer angered by them as much as they just make me roll my eyes, but ye gods that is an eyesore. She looks like a pimp.

maladjustedcook November 15 2011, 18:21:48 UTC

Oh, if it's not Mageweave it can't be that ba-

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raegsokthesock November 18 2011, 13:49:08 UTC

^.

Brb. Going to find some brain bleach. Holy hell in a handbasket, Batman.