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lady_gray_rose in warcraftsues

Random People, I Am Dissapoint

Aug 18, 2011 00:59

I really am. Another part of the saga of fail I have found.

( Otherwise you would not know where it is! )

look at me, japacheese, look at moi, lore-crushing, a wizard did it, yer doin it wrong, blood elf, half-elf, lolwhut, wyrmrest accord, babies, yer doing it wrong, demon, lore crushing

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janenx01 August 18 2011, 05:02:57 UTC

Slitted puplies sounds painful.

theevil_chie August 18 2011, 05:53:55 UTC

Am I the only one who read "Shiorifaepaw" as "Shiorifacepalm"? ...yes?

sindragosa August 18 2011, 07:17:49 UTC

Fox Dream Spirit in a Blood Elf body

Lucan Foxblood, is that you?

Trollololol?

Aw, fuck it. I'll abridge a quote from TeamFourStar- Every fiber of my being wanted to puke when I read that.

dixie_chicken August 18 2011, 09:18:47 UTC

Your username is Sindragosa, you're a member of wc_sues, and your icon is Horrified Applejack. I think we might need to be best friends.

sindragosa August 18 2011, 16:22:22 UTC

Well, friendship IS magic, after all, so why the heck not? :D

blazecheetah August 18 2011, 21:16:23 UTC

God I love TFS.

The guy who does Vegeta for them is just....amazing, idek.

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pennadelia August 18 2011, 07:45:06 UTC

Why.

Just-

/why/.

deathy_the_sock August 18 2011, 10:32:03 UTC

That first one...

Aside from the clear ripoff of mythology, "I can only be hurt in one place!" means... "tie him up and stab him everywhere". And given how horrible and Gary Stu the rest of his description is - golden eyes, on a Sin'dorei? Really? - the Death Knights would probably be very, very happy to do this.

And of course he's younger than he looks, and is "way over confident". This means "he's easy to disarm!"

Second one. Japacheese. And... just... The only cure for this is MORE FIRE.

Number three! ... Oh sweet merciless Deathwing...

A High Elf, in Silvermoon, who has blue-yet-color-changing eyes, who can disguise himself as a blood elf, has a high position in Silvermoon and the crack elves haven't realized he has an illusion on himself, he has wings and can pull an X-Men and turn himself into Frosty the Killer Snowman?

... Well, at least Deathy knows fire will work on him, at least...

As for the last... well, less is not more. Ugh. Just... ugh. Shades of butthurt, clearly.

tiradell August 18 2011, 15:34:45 UTC

No, deathy, the ice-man ripoff is even more fail than that, notice the birthplace-old Kalimdor. This is a Highborne, not a High Elf, based on the age and birthplace.

He could actually play a Highborne in-game, now that nelfs can be mages. He is extra super fail, for trying to play this Gary Stu on the wrong faction, in a place where his disguise would last as long as a snowball in hell.

And I heartily endorse your idea for discovering the Achilles ripoff's weak point.

deathy_the_sock August 18 2011, 21:33:48 UTC

Aaagh, you are right! This makes it worse, since he'd look nelfy, not belfy, and they'd have run him out of Silvermoon. In pieces. At best.

Shall we begin testing for his vulnerability?

Also addtional ":|" for his "I'm not telling you where my weak spot is", which lets him shift it around at will should someone hit it by accident.

arachnogeek August 18 2011, 16:03:41 UTC

I know, I know! It it right at the base of the skull? I'm willing to bet it is, and I want to try! *readies arrows*

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