Comments | warcraftsues: Not sure if she's trolling...

aksles in warcraftsues

Not sure if she's trolling...

Jul 09, 2011 11:15

Came across this epic-length, poorly written character bio/description today in the Cathedral District in Stormwind.

I'm honestly not sure if she's overdone her trolling, or if she is for real. Beware: Her post is longer than the last one I posted, and is poorly written.

(Edit: Photoshop was being a douche, so now we have a huge Imageshack image XD)
( It's hidden under here )

flagrsp, butthurt, godmode, wall of text, draenei, death knight, over 9000, not a death knight

Comments 17

zefo1 July 9 2011, 01:55:57 UTC

the description is a little too small for me to read. any chance we can get a larger version?

aksles July 9 2011, 02:20:41 UTC

Shall do! Seems the link failed D:

deathy_the_sock July 9 2011, 02:23:52 UTC

Deathy cannot quite read the text, which is a shame, because the sheer size of it makes him know it'll just ruin that actually not that bad outfit she's wearing.

Aside from the chestplate, but that's more of an "Oh, Blizzard!" thing.

aksles July 9 2011, 02:58:57 UTC

Try now guys, seems to be working :D

deathy_the_sock July 9 2011, 03:14:04 UTC

... Deathy was right, the text ruined it.

So, so badly.

He also hopes fire DOES kill her, because he's ready to retch lava all over her.

aksles July 9 2011, 03:18:34 UTC

*hands Deathy a bucket*

deathy_the_sock July 9 2011, 04:02:11 UTC

Thank you. *Politely goes off to heave.*

O... okay.

Death Knights. They're an abomination in every sense of the word. The Light rejects and hurts them, the spirits mutter about how they need to be destroyed since they are anathema to the world... basically, upon being risen, you are given a nearly blank slate in your existence.

The "nearly" because at the very top, in bold letters, is "EVERYTHING WANTS YOU REDEAD AND IN THE GROUND AGAIN." You aren't going to keep any shamanistic prowess (Oh, look an "-ess" that is appropriate!), no matter how well regarded you were in life.

Short version: Get back in the dirt and nap. Permanently.

generic_orc July 11 2011, 03:32:18 UTC

I stopped when I saw her claim to be a "Dark shaman". Did she have the audacity to claim she could use the light?

galbadia July 9 2011, 03:32:37 UTC

ayup, she's been posted before. :P

I think she is indeed serious, sadly.

aksles July 9 2011, 03:39:43 UTC

Ahh, I haven't gone back to check. I just posted it.

Oh gods, that makes it even worse... *douses her with fire*

generic_orc July 11 2011, 03:35:16 UTC

I WANT YOUR PROFILE PICTURE!

galbadia July 11 2011, 08:40:30 UTC

...say what? XD

I have no pic on my profile, silly generic orc.