Meet the horny, incredibly expanding, sergeant major private Ryan...

[thistle_chaser]

There I was, headed off to level my latest alt. A worgen druid in cat form /walked by, so I checked his RSP in passing.

Retractable antlers in human form.
A "desirable personality".
Blowing up like a balloon upon his father's death.
Doesn't know his own military rank.
Half of a paragraph to describe his "farts".

Comments

[janenx01]

I think I will add "You notice she does not have antlers growing out of her forehead" to all my MRPs now.

[bricriu]

I find myself wondering if he actually expects other players to have their characters literally die if he farts at them during one of his "hyper" phases...Internet has ruined me.

[blazecheetah]

"A recent call to the Cenarion Circle has appointed him to be a brand new druid trainer."

O RLY

You won't be training me, sir.

Not that i'd visit any other druid trainer than Mathrengyl Bearwalker anyway. His lip gloss mustache is poppin.

[metalsyko]

I forever call that guy "Mathrrrengylelelllelelllllllloolll Bearclaw ... mmmm, bear claws". I saw him the first time I played WoW (one of my first characters was an elf druid) and I have yet to pronounce his name right.

[raegsokthesock]

I got to the part about the farts, and just kind of did the walks-away-head-shaking thing. I couldn't read through the rest of that BS.

Antlers do not work that way, sir. No. Nonononono.

[thinginthetub]

I still love all these ridiculously accomplished teenagers.

[redtangents]

I've run into him a few times on my priest. And totally ran away from him when I read those notes.

[thistle_chaser]

Retractable antlers and gassy, how could you resist that?!