Where are all these fail trolls coming from? :( I want to take the first one aside, give them a little pat, and explain to them that no, honey, you're not the first anything.
I didn't understand what was up with Lexes, though. Which non-WoW race are we talking? I translated it as a paid gender/race change taken ICly.
All the fail trolls are from the cataclysm! The world was shaken to its core and out crawled troggs trolls!
I worded it badly. Every time an elf suggests they're not really an elf, it's usually because they're playing something you can't actually play in WoW. Like a dragon!
#1: So that’s how the Lich King was defeated! Turns out everyone that he tried (but failed) to lure in still got to keep bits of his power. #2: “(S)he has long, flowing soft white hair or short, chopped white hair.” So after she chops it off, she gets a weave to return to her long, flowing locks? #3: Ladies, don’t tense your faces. Not only does it cause ugly wrinkles, but it WILL make people question whether you are actually a woman, or a man. #4: All I could picture was a lisping ethereal with a huge pile of luggage, like a family heading off for a vacation. #5: I actually got a huge kick out of the names in this one: Mumbo Jumbo, his best bud Banjo, his rival Humba Wumba, and Gruntilda (who went bad and turns heads into skulls).
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I didn't understand what was up with Lexes, though. Which non-WoW race are we talking? I translated it as a paid gender/race change taken ICly.
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I worded it badly. Every time an elf suggests they're not really an elf, it's usually because they're playing something you can't actually play in WoW. Like a dragon!
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The lore is really fun, and everchanging anyways! So you can work with it!
Also, I don't get the "non Wow race"...are Night Elves and Blood Elves and Trolls and all those epic Goblins not good enough?!
I mean, even if you bring in stuff like vampires and shit...they're still technically in WoW!
I am just...boggled.
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#2: “(S)he has long, flowing soft white hair or short, chopped white hair.” So after she chops it off, she gets a weave to return to her long, flowing locks?
#3: Ladies, don’t tense your faces. Not only does it cause ugly wrinkles, but it WILL make people question whether you are actually a woman, or a man.
#4: All I could picture was a lisping ethereal with a huge pile of luggage, like a family heading off for a vacation.
#5: I actually got a huge kick out of the names in this one: Mumbo Jumbo, his best bud Banjo, his rival Humba Wumba, and Gruntilda (who went bad and turns heads into skulls).
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