GOD I WANT TO CLAIM TROLLING SO HARD. :| Especially when I got to this part:
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* Splyttfang of Blackrock: A worg of uncertain age and background, Splyttfang was the Alphess of the pack that came across Ptesan-Wi in her youth, and claimed her as her own pup. Under her guidance, the femme was taught the ways of the feral hunter, as well as the respect and loyalty that comes with being in a pack. Splytt is never too far from her daughter, and will sometimes act as her mount.
Sadly, she is dead (hah) serious about it. The guild is a very RP-heavy setup, all based around, well, her.
They used to run a cross-faction bar on Monday nights; Deathy is not sure if it still happens. And yes, there is/was an Alliance side "the Stray" guild.
...nnnnffff. Someone on Sentinels tried to do that, as in make a guild that basically revolved around her RP and validated her being a member of the White Dragonflight, but at least most (if not all) of the RPers who were familiar with her had the decency to go "LOL WHAT ARE YOU NUTS?".
I'm also trying to digest this whole thing. She talks about "taking three mates like the leaders of old" - to which my husband chimed in with "Caligula!" ... but she honestly makes it sound like she's sleeping with the (strangely human-named) wolves of her "pack". And ... is a DK. Not a hunter. This whole thing just confuses me to hell and back.
i...i know this shouldn't bother me so much, but honestly, the thing that bugs the most out of everything about this is that when you say her full name, the P is pronouced, but in her nickname, it's silent...AAARRRRGGGGGHHHH
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* Splyttfang of Blackrock: A worg of uncertain age and background, Splyttfang was the Alphess of the pack that came across Ptesan-Wi in her youth, and claimed her as her own pup. Under her guidance, the femme was taught the ways of the feral hunter, as well as the respect and loyalty that comes with being in a pack. Splytt is never too far from her daughter, and will sometimes act as her mount.
>Alphess
ALPHESS
*face explodes off*
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They used to run a cross-faction bar on Monday nights; Deathy is not sure if it still happens. And yes, there is/was an Alliance side "the Stray" guild.
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I'm also trying to digest this whole thing. She talks about "taking three mates like the leaders of old" - to which my husband chimed in with "Caligula!" ... but she honestly makes it sound like she's sleeping with the (strangely human-named) wolves of her "pack". And ... is a DK. Not a hunter. This whole thing just confuses me to hell and back.
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And to those of you who doubt it - she is serious. Gravely serious.
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Really? *sighs*
Why isn't this special snowflake playing a Worgen if she wants to be a OMGWOOF so damn bad?!
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... They probably do anyway.
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