Hell, the Black Flight would probably have had her cut into fishbait by now just because they wouldn't put up with some uppish little alien twit even CLAIMING she could boss them around.
And even assuming that her powers were genuine, I'm sure the various Flights have plenty of dragonsworn who would be only too capable of putting something "finalizing" in her drink or adding Extreme Body Piercings.
Yeah, I don't think the reaction one would get from telling a bunch of dragons that she lords over them now would be... "Oh yes! And marry me and let me breed with you, too! I am so excited!"
It would be, "Oh, well, that might be a problem in the future." Followed immediately by lunch.
Comments 18
Reply
Also, A+ post title. I lol'd irl.
Reply
Reply
What, he likes purple things. She probably tastes like grape-flavoring.
Reply
And even assuming that her powers were genuine, I'm sure the various Flights have plenty of dragonsworn who would be only too capable of putting something "finalizing" in her drink or adding Extreme Body Piercings.
Reply
It would be, "Oh, well, that might be a problem in the future." Followed immediately by lunch.
Reply
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment