Yes, I'm the arbiter, I know the score
*clears throat*
Welcome, one and all, to the first pseudo-annual "Best (Worst) Fanfic Quote of the Year" awards! It's been a bit of a slow year snark-wise from my end, but thankfully I am not the only contributor in that regard. Big thanks and applause, please, for mgfail, zefo1, qing_guang, summertimesongs, farseer_lolotea, rantysocks and gizzybiscuits who has also brought the joy of literacy fail to the community this year. And to the rest of you who comments and more often than not almost makes me choke on my breakfast with laughter.
And now, without further ado and in no particular order, the nominees!
The stories themselves don't have to be posted this year, they just have to have been brought up on the community during 2010. Nominees have been democratically picked out by an unbiased jury consisting of me.
"Do not fear, I am a good lover, I can protect you and I am financially protected from theft."
-Part of Lor'themar Theron's heart-melting pick-up line
From Sunfury Spire Romance by Delgara Stonesmith
Pointed out by shotie
"Your putting to much power into the bow Amora, the bow is a genital fist. It kills with beauty."
-A belf trainer to one of the main characters
From Gold and Silver by SunShine56
Pointed out by AshadelMG on ff.net, otherwise it would have completely passed the jury by.
"Ooooh, breasts. Why didn't I notice this first?"
-Arthas, while torturing Sylvanas to death
From Forsaken Love by MichiruxRyosuke
"But really Jaina, I expected better from you. We both know that Thrall's ego is to big already. Bringing me here so he can point of how grand his city is? That just sad, honey."
-Random human Sue named Marjorie
From Colors of the Wind by Mars-Eclipse
Pointed out by zefo1
"She is better off without you!"
-Arthas confronts a nelf about his dead wifey
From War in Warcraft by SonicBoom999
Pointed out by qing_guang
"The people admired him and revered him as a god. I, for one, don't trust his druidic abilities. His powers are beyond mine. The only explanation is Purple Lotus…"
-Side character explains in this Fullmetal Alchemist ripoff that a common herb can apparently grant you godlike powers
From The Search for Purple Lotus by OrcishHorde
Pointed out by summertimesongs
"Thank you!Thank you for saving me!", Illidan said with tears building up in his eyes.
-Illidan to Arthas post being-saved-from-stretchomatic-rape-orc (the fanfic was later edited so that this line and most of the other acute OOC stuff was removed)
From A Foreign Love Affair by Mizuki-Ichihara
Shayde shot conflagurate at Valanar but it deflected towards the group sending them back, Shayde landed next to the mage, he placed a hand on the mage's arm "Midevih, I'm sorry" he murmured before blacking out.
-A warlock one-shots himself and all but one of his allies by having his spell reflected back on them
From Prince Valanar's new pet by Kaxryn
"So further more, your a second Azshara then?"
-Just another point to a Sue that would make Knaak stare in disbelief
From Fallen Love: Queen Of Thy Hearts by TLAD
Pointed out by zefo1
"I dont know who you are, but you seem to know my name guess ill just beat u to a pulp."
-The hero wittily responds to a random DK's death threat
From Life binders and Death bringers by Serapheim
The dragon maiden started to remove her robe slowly, making Tirion have a slight lust in his eyes now.
-One of the many disturbing lines from a PWP written by a fourteen-year-old
The fic was taken down and I didn't save the title or author's name.
“Simple my boy whe simply remind him that this certain Paladin can destroy the world as we know it if he succededs in turning her into a Death Knight and remans under his command”
-Thrall explains why Varian Wrynn will be ecstatic about the plan for a joint Horde/Alliance assault on Icecrown Citadel. Oh, sorry, I mean Citedal.
From A Knights Tale by Ebon Wolf 2008
This is just for fun, but it would be fun if you people voted on your favorites :) Happy Holidays!
Welcome, one and all, to the first pseudo-annual "Best (Worst) Fanfic Quote of the Year" awards! It's been a bit of a slow year snark-wise from my end, but thankfully I am not the only contributor in that regard. Big thanks and applause, please, for mgfail, zefo1, qing_guang, summertimesongs, farseer_lolotea, rantysocks and gizzybiscuits who has also brought the joy of literacy fail to the community this year. And to the rest of you who comments and more often than not almost makes me choke on my breakfast with laughter.
And now, without further ado and in no particular order, the nominees!
The stories themselves don't have to be posted this year, they just have to have been brought up on the community during 2010. Nominees have been democratically picked out by an unbiased jury consisting of me.
"Do not fear, I am a good lover, I can protect you and I am financially protected from theft."
-Part of Lor'themar Theron's heart-melting pick-up line
From Sunfury Spire Romance by Delgara Stonesmith
Pointed out by shotie
"Your putting to much power into the bow Amora, the bow is a genital fist. It kills with beauty."
-A belf trainer to one of the main characters
From Gold and Silver by SunShine56
Pointed out by AshadelMG on ff.net, otherwise it would have completely passed the jury by.
"Ooooh, breasts. Why didn't I notice this first?"
-Arthas, while torturing Sylvanas to death
From Forsaken Love by MichiruxRyosuke
"But really Jaina, I expected better from you. We both know that Thrall's ego is to big already. Bringing me here so he can point of how grand his city is? That just sad, honey."
-Random human Sue named Marjorie
From Colors of the Wind by Mars-Eclipse
Pointed out by zefo1
"She is better off without you!"
-Arthas confronts a nelf about his dead wifey
From War in Warcraft by SonicBoom999
Pointed out by qing_guang
"The people admired him and revered him as a god. I, for one, don't trust his druidic abilities. His powers are beyond mine. The only explanation is Purple Lotus…"
-Side character explains in this Fullmetal Alchemist ripoff that a common herb can apparently grant you godlike powers
From The Search for Purple Lotus by OrcishHorde
Pointed out by summertimesongs
"Thank you!Thank you for saving me!", Illidan said with tears building up in his eyes.
-Illidan to Arthas post being-saved-from-stretchomatic-rape-orc (the fanfic was later edited so that this line and most of the other acute OOC stuff was removed)
From A Foreign Love Affair by Mizuki-Ichihara
Shayde shot conflagurate at Valanar but it deflected towards the group sending them back, Shayde landed next to the mage, he placed a hand on the mage's arm "Midevih, I'm sorry" he murmured before blacking out.
-A warlock one-shots himself and all but one of his allies by having his spell reflected back on them
From Prince Valanar's new pet by Kaxryn
"So further more, your a second Azshara then?"
-Just another point to a Sue that would make Knaak stare in disbelief
From Fallen Love: Queen Of Thy Hearts by TLAD
Pointed out by zefo1
"I dont know who you are, but you seem to know my name guess ill just beat u to a pulp."
-The hero wittily responds to a random DK's death threat
From Life binders and Death bringers by Serapheim
The dragon maiden started to remove her robe slowly, making Tirion have a slight lust in his eyes now.
-One of the many disturbing lines from a PWP written by a fourteen-year-old
The fic was taken down and I didn't save the title or author's name.
“Simple my boy whe simply remind him that this certain Paladin can destroy the world as we know it if he succededs in turning her into a Death Knight and remans under his command”
-Thrall explains why Varian Wrynn will be ecstatic about the plan for a joint Horde/Alliance assault on Icecrown Citadel. Oh, sorry, I mean Citedal.
From A Knights Tale by Ebon Wolf 2008
This is just for fun, but it would be fun if you people voted on your favorites :) Happy Holidays!