Y'know what, I'll just add to this post with wikicrap links later tommorow and see how big it gets.

[gizzybiscuits]

Have a Night elf Dk who's the only one to know this type of draining magic evar
A guy who survives an attack by Sylvanas and a heap of other Forsaken despite being shot by arrows twice by running around and dodging (And holy crap is it long),
A character who started teaching themself to kill things at 10 and should of been friggin' hung already,

Comments

[sandkitty]

Nelf DK: Amnesia is be original tiem.
Valcore: tl;dr
Shirju & Shabel: It seems like neither of these people would be allowed within a mile of any Kingdom of Stormwind land. For once I want to see a character who has committed a whole fuckton of crimes to actually be punished.
Elosai: Rich bosoms? That's a new one
Merwyn: ??? This backstory is confusing the fuck out of me and I find it nearly impossible to take gnomes seriously as roleplayers anyway...this is just making it more difficult.

[izhara]

Her bosoms are rich, 'cause, you see, she did a few videos back in college when she needed the money...

[sindragosa]

Race Troll/naga

What is this I don't even. D:

[lurkythespork]

Well, since they're both allegedly related to night elves, they must also be related to each other.

It's like a naturally-occurring turducken.

[gizzybiscuits]

She was a naga turned into a troll body that somehow winded up with emonesia. Though an actual half of that would worry me >_>.

[lurkythespork]

So, no turducken? Lurky is disappoint.

[zefo1]

"She practiced daily with this dagger and eventuly was so skilled she gave no one she was killing time to react she was very fast. "

[lurkythespork]

This character was faster than speeding punctuation she was very fast.

[avenuejew]

Valkyries. What is this I don't even.

[sindragosa]

"Suecide"

I wish more of the Mary Sues featured in this community would do this.