Dartboard Fetishes

[qing_guang]

First time post by a long-time lurker, so hang with me here.

I've got a baby Warrior stashed away on MG just for watching the Goldshire lulz, but this is the first time I've caught anything good.

Comments

[arachnogeek]

"...she just likes drinking blood cos it makes her bloat, which she thinks makes her cuter. ...keeps her skin warmer than most death knights..."

BRB, washing the taste of bile out of my mouth. That's supposed to be attractive? A dead, bloating body?

[rengeek]

We've had a rash of futas lately in the comm. A few months ago, I'd never heard the term... Now its everywhere. Is this the new trendy thing?

[qing_guang]

Guess so. My theory is that it's because guys realized futa lets them have girl-on-girl action without giving up their dicks.

We need a "chick's got a dick" tag.

[rengeek]

"More than a Woman"

[the_belling_cat]

Bee Gees FTW.

This toon makes me want to sing falsetto.

[acharmedlife]

Just... no.

[sindragosa]

So she drinks blood... to make herself pleasantly plump?

What is this I don't even. D:

[riotlounge]

Sounds like a feeder/chubby chaser fetish.

[qing_guang]

But with vampirism and futa thrown in for good measure... what's next? An oozubus that's into undead bears?

[darksteele]

Futachubbyvampirism.

I think we just got the next Stephanie Meyer book!

[the_belling_cat]

"She's futa, though she's fairly casual about it."

I can picture it now:

"There's a penis on that woman."
"Now don't get jittery, Noob. There are a lot of freaky Death Knights. Keep your distance, though, Noobie, but don't *look* like you're trying to keeping your distance."
"but wut is i dont even..."
"*I* don't know. Futa casual."

[rgreyatxaviers]

Futa Casual by Gucci, for the trendy dickgirl who just wants to relax.

[qing_guang]

And the groundbreaking new accessory from Louis Vuitton: La Braguette Chic.

*brainbleach please*

[chaoswolf1982]

Knee-length Prada condoms?